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Barry Dorrans

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Security Curmudgeon for Microsoft .NET Do you really think work wants my social media opinions? Not nice, but kind - @medus4.com ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

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I encountered a guid collision once

05.08.2025 13:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mat do you want me to order you a pair?

05.08.2025 13:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That is the biggest defcon PITA, going to get distilled water for my cpap.

05.08.2025 13:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Microsoftโ€™s Windows XP Crocs are no joke Reboot your sole

fun scoop: Microsoft's Windows XP Crocs are no joke. Microsoft has created limited edition Crocs that even come with a Clippy shoe charm ๐Ÿ˜… Full details on the Cros here ๐Ÿ‘‡ www.theverge.com/microsoft/71...

05.08.2025 12:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 41    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

Hey @nedpyle.com โ€ฆ

05.08.2025 12:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Deepwater oil rig on fire with boats trying to put it out shown in the 2025 WW2 movie

The Deepwater oil rig on fire with boats trying to put it out shown in the 2025 WW2 movie

Footage as shown on the PBS documentary of the Deepwater oil spill.

Footage as shown on the PBS documentary of the Deepwater oil spill.

HOLY SHIT. THEY USED FOOTAGE FROM THE DEEPWATER HORIZON DISASTER IN WAR OF THE WORLDS

Like real actual footage. From a disaster where 11 people died.

First picture from the movie second picture on the right is from the footage from the event.

share.google/hnTxooDGKe0L...

05.08.2025 04:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 41    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

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05.08.2025 04:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
โ€œSHCOOLโ€ painted on roadway leading to buildings ahead.

โ€œSHCOOLโ€ painted on roadway leading to buildings ahead.

sean conneryโ€™s alma mater

05.08.2025 00:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 246    ๐Ÿ” 50    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A stormy ocean

Bean farts

05.08.2025 03:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LaCroix cans are fucking disgusting and won't exist under Wahhabism

05.08.2025 00:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If youโ€™re very unlucky sure

05.08.2025 02:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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NEW: CISA acting director Madhu Gottumukkala is no longer coming to Black Hat due to a personal matter. Executive Assistant Director for Cybersecurity Chris Butera and CIO Bob Costello will be there instead. Full statement from CISA below:

05.08.2025 01:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Remember when you were little and you could rip off all your clothes and run around naked. Everyone thought it was super cute and funny.
Anyway, I need bail money.

04.08.2025 20:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a space ship is flying over a volcano with smoke coming out of it 's mouth Alt: a space ship is flying over a volcano with smoke coming out of its mouth

But if we get eagles out of it โ€ฆ

04.08.2025 21:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cue Gil Scott-Heron

04.08.2025 21:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*holely

04.08.2025 21:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Roof Coffee Cup Roof Coffee Cup: After reading a post on Gizmodo about a researcher who sent a student riding through college campuses dressed as a clown riding on a unicycle, and how he found people who were on cell...

And if you use magnets you can do it at 60mph on the freeway.

www.instructables.com/Roof-Coffee-...

04.08.2025 18:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Perplexity accused of scraping websites that explicitly blocked AI scraping | TechCrunch Internet giant Cloudflare says it detected Perplexity crawling and scraping websites, even after customers had added technical blocks telling Perplexity not to scrape their pages.

NEW: CloudFlare says it detected Perplexity scraping and crawling websites that explicitly block it from scraping them.

Based on customers' complaints and its own experiments, the company says Perplexity is using "stealth" bots and changing its bots "user agent" to circumvent restrictions.

04.08.2025 15:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 173    ๐Ÿ” 69    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18
THEY GAVE YOU A FUCKING FADE
ON YOUR
CIRCUMCISION???
holy shit dude
i wish you guys could see this.
it's fucking crazy down there

THEY GAVE YOU A FUCKING FADE ON YOUR CIRCUMCISION??? holy shit dude i wish you guys could see this. it's fucking crazy down there

04.08.2025 12:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1623    ๐Ÿ” 273    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
Still from the 1941 film "Love on the Dole", with the unfortunate subtitle "She's a strange lassie's arsehole".

Still from the 1941 film "Love on the Dole", with the unfortunate subtitle "She's a strange lassie's arsehole".

Catastrophic subtitling on the 1941 movie "Love on the Dole".

(It should read "She's a strange lass, is our Sal"...)

03.08.2025 21:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3092    ๐Ÿ” 819    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 85    ๐Ÿ“Œ 91

Unfortunately jerricillin is no longer effective

04.08.2025 02:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is what it is.

I balance it against seeing old friends. And reminiscing over ones no longer there.

I will go get nuggets again.

04.08.2025 01:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well I got diabetes off the first infection ๐Ÿคฆ

04.08.2025 01:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was utterly depressed at not going last year, so covid versus depression. Itโ€™s a toss up ๐Ÿ˜‚

04.08.2025 01:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope so, and I hope people fall for it ๐Ÿ˜‚

03.08.2025 23:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A poster on a post that says 

LABUBUS ARE DEMONIC
SATAN WANTS THE CHILDREN (Revelation 12:4-5)

Then a picture labeled LABUBU next to a picture of a demon labeled  PAZUZU

Labubus are vessels for ancient Mesopitamian spirit Pazuzi.

Burn the doll, cast out the spirit (Mark 6: 13)

We are raising $150K to buy and destroy the world's largest Labubu (The alpha demon)

LABUBUISSATAN.COM

A poster on a post that says LABUBUS ARE DEMONIC SATAN WANTS THE CHILDREN (Revelation 12:4-5) Then a picture labeled LABUBU next to a picture of a demon labeled PAZUZU Labubus are vessels for ancient Mesopitamian spirit Pazuzi. Burn the doll, cast out the spirit (Mark 6: 13) We are raising $150K to buy and destroy the world's largest Labubu (The alpha demon) LABUBUISSATAN.COM

I knew it

www.labubuissatan.com

03.08.2025 19:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 50    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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Native Pollinator Meadow Seed Mix 1 (For West of the Cascades) Attract bees, butterflies, hummingbirds, and beneficial insects with this dramatic wildflower show. The combination of native annuals and perennials in this seed mix provides an ongoing succession of ...

northwestmeadowscapes.com/products/nat...

03.08.2025 19:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are you going to order meadow seeds for next year?

03.08.2025 19:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Youโ€™re supposed to get 2000 a day.

03.08.2025 19:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Last time I needed those it was a login.gov login

03.08.2025 19:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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