Drunk Binary

Liz and Jack from 30 Rock

Clear and Present Danger, but with the cast of 30 Rock:

"Look at you, you see everything in black and white!"

"Not quite Ritter, right and wrong!"

A old advert that has the words What the heck is Electronic Mail? With a man looking very scared by a sparkling trail flying around his desk

The first two hours this morning

Same, Urban Strike was also great

It's called a joke, try not to take things so personally online, that is keyboard warrior shit

lol, lmao even

Now where have I seen this all play out before, hmm oh yeah

Throw a beer bottle at them and recreate the Bruins experience

Narrator Voice: And so thousands of infosec people looking for relevance and attention logged into VirusTotal looking for samples uploaded from Venezuela in the last year.

Watch out for your puppies though

Please leave 35Q outta this

Y'all, those Anduril drones are gonna ace so many PRC ships in the Taiwan Strait, it'll be worth all that corruption.

Foreign trade missions and the lobbyists and PR firms working for the Andurils of the world are single-handedly propping up the DMV's escort market right now

USMC SAW gunner, 2026, in full kit:
“Ew, Starbucks?! Really, bro? The coffee at Exquisite Creatures on Ash Street is so much better than Starbucks!”

Me in Kabul, 2012, holding a monkey’s paw:
“I wish the military didn’t have to always deploy to shit holes.”

Horse stance front kick

northrop grumman was smoking louds when designing this

a man and a robot are reaching out to touch each other 's hands . ALT: a man and a robot are reaching out to touch each other 's hands .

Robot Jox needs a reboot/remake

Also highly recommend a quick jaunt down to San Jose for Henry's Hi-Life for some of the best ribs and sauce and Nob Hill Cafe in SF has some amazing italian food.

Tracing...

I will be speaking at @kernelcon.bsky.social on Fri, Apr 3rd. The talk will cover previously-unreported features of the sedexp Linux malware found in the wild - including loading of a memory-only rootkit! Talk will cover how the rootkit was discovered & how to analyze with @volatilityfoundation.org

MSTIC is hiring! Current roles in US and AU.

The Microsoft Threat Intelligence Center (MSTIC) is recruiting experienced nation-state threat hunters with highly honed threat intel analysis skills. MSTIC is responsible for delivering timely threat intelligence across our product & services teams.

State actors have a hard requirement to have access into telecoms, ISPs, and cloud providers of interest – always and forever

If you aren’t actively finding and evicting them on a regular basis, you’ve missed them

If you do successfully evict them, they will try again

Access is their steady state

Hahaha

Haha Busch lattes