Eric - Unlockables Podcast

All for reintroducing “these hands” back into the marketplace of ideas.

In case you’re wondering the gamer chuds are being totally normal and reasonable about this (sarcasm)

The world: Actively falling apart.

Me, watching people slide shiny rocks on the ice: SWEEP. SWEEEEEEP.

Don’t gotta tell me twice, get me the fuck out of here 🤣

Yeah I think we can make that work or maybe just do it in Canada with…you know…all this hot mess going on down here.

I’m in. Gonna have to up those Patreon prices to cover the costs 🤣🤣

Excellent I’ll go get more string in the morning I think we’re going to need it.

I will be there and I will contribute my pack of double stuffed Oreos to the cause.

So anyone got that list of discord alternatives ready?

Can’t believe Bad Bunny went into the tall grass without having at least one Pokemon with him.

Prepare to receive literal novels about my Kingdom Hearts rants

They called you crazy at the time but who is laughing now

Big change for my discord, we’re moving offline. We will now write letters to each other to communicate. I will hand deliver them personally on horseback.

Imagine having to pretend to like Kid Rock to keep up the bit.

Me every morning when I wake up.

Based Kodaka

I’m tired. We’re daily being shot gun blasted with the most horrible, heinous, evil news at an unstoppable rate and I’m just here trying to give my son a snack and watch cartoons with him.

Something something media literacy but also the result of telling a generation of people that studying the arts isn’t worth it because it isn’t monetizable on their resume resulting in a class of people who can solve technical problems but not understand the deeper meaning of the media they consume.

FRANCE FROM THE TOP ROPE

I was Doon fan before it was cool

Give me Kratos on the mic smoking weed and asking if we really landed on the moon (sarcasm)

This just doesn’t really make any sense considering I’ve seen hentai games on Nintendo’s eShop before.

As a newer dad this is my favorite thing I’ve ever seen

Idk man. But anti-fandom just seems so prevalent right now. Instead of just saying “this isn’t for me” people make it their personality to hate something. It’s like they would rather have something to hate and be angry than enjoy and it makes me sad because there are so many things to enjoy.

Someone said the people who make this kind of content are just feeding their audience who clap like seals and bark and that’s pretty much how I’ve thought of it since then. It’s the same tired points for every. Single. Game. It’s not a conversation, it’s a grift.

Hey just throwing this out there Tolkien would hate that you’re naming all of your dystopian future tech bullshit after his works.

I fear for the amount we have outsourced thinking to the apps and algorithms.

This is the peak Fire Emblem experience.

To my friends in Minnesota, we’re with you. Please be careful. Know your rights, be aware of your surroundings. You aren’t dealing with trained law enforcement you’re dealing with degenerates that signed on for the 25K bonus allowing them to government sanction bully those they’ve always hated.

a man covered in snow with the words " its not too bad " below him ALT: a man covered in snow with the words " its not too bad " below him

It’s fine I can barely feel it