It's one way to empty Santa's sack.
13.12.2025 00:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@cybogoblin.bsky.social
Itinerant web-monkey and wordsmith who still plays with toy soldiers and watches movies both space operatic and fantastical. Ngati Pakeha and Tangata Tiriti living in Tāmaki Makaurau (Auckland), Aotearoa (New Zealand)
It's one way to empty Santa's sack.
13.12.2025 00:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0But small indie dramas don't tweak the algo as much as dinos and capes, and that's the real reason half these videos are made.
12.12.2025 09:19 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Would Aussies call that a goon chair?
Because that might increase sales.
Speaking of @podsaveamerica.crooked.com the boys will be down our way early next year. One night only, and in Auckland (sorry).
12.12.2025 08:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"...but you did."
Damn, Benny.
My niece is 11, and already well versed in sarcasm, so I'm not sure if she was using it that way.
12.12.2025 07:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I mentioned 'skibidi' to my niece (11) last weekend, only to be informed that was 'old'.
She then launched into a string of words including '6 7' and 'gyatt' that made me feel like I'd chosen poorly.
It's like how Yanks call drinks... beverages. I know it's easy to just have the one term, but it's a glass of Coke, not a fancy cocktail with a little umbrella.
12.12.2025 04:27 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I like that it's an easy entry point to the Monsterverse movies. Not too weird, or too many characters.
King of the Monsters is better, but it's also a LOT for the uninitiated.
This trailer feels like playing the game by mashing the buttons while wiggling the stick...
...and I'm here for it.
It's one thing to read that toys are saying these things, but actually hearing it is f'ing wild.
Especially the rabbit's voice.
And I think it's the first time Wyatt got to play a young version of his dad.
11.12.2025 21:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If there's one word I don't associate with Erika it's 'silent'.
10.12.2025 18:36 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I agree with her on the ban-then-regulate plan.
EXCEPT, I want all political parties and their respective politicians to also be part of the ban until regulations are in place.
Pardon my French, but they can fuck all the way off with this bullshit.
Good thing Air NZ flies direct to Vancouver without having to stopover at LAX.
Hmm, better make those Canadian hotel bookings earlier than usual. I suspect they're going to experience and uptick in business.
10.12.2025 03:41 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Yeah, they can fuck aaaaaaall the way off with that nonsense.
On the upside, I only hear good things about visiting Canada.
I dare him to tell my niece she only needs two pencils. She'll glare at him so hard he'll never recover.
10.12.2025 02:55 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Craig Ferguson was always the best of the 'modern' hosts. He swung for the fences every night and genuinely seemed to be having a good time with his guests. Especially his fellow Scots.
09.12.2025 18:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Based on the background and TOS era communicator, just holding it together on some far flung outpost until the next supply ship brings something to eat other than nutrition cubes.
09.12.2025 17:57 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This @theonion.com piece
Is written in a way that
Will keep you counting
They're already making fairly accurate copies of the NZTA site, so ones like this will get knocked out over lunch.
09.12.2025 09:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0[Outro]
When you're lost out there and you're all alone
Catch a flight to Aussie and your new home
Every book they cook
Every book they cook
Shoo-bit-a-ba-ba-bow
5/5
[Chorus]
Every book they cook, every norm that goes
There's no heart (there's no heart), just tax breaks for landlords
Every book they cook, every norm that goes
Just some captailist feudal lords
Every book they cook
4/5
[Pre-Chorus]
Bills as mean as you've ever seen
A coalition singing in tune
Then the voice in your head whispers
"It's all so doom and gloom"
3/5
Every Book They Cook
Whatever happened to those rail-enabled ferries?
The milk price, public sector jobs, news on TV?
How the hell did we end up here? Somebody tell me please
These changes are hurting me
2/5
@patbrittenden.bsky.social and @emzberry.bsky.social shared a certain piece of music on tonight's #BHN and I figured I could do better.
I kept the 'upbeat' tone of the original and used the opening song for Full House for tune. Here it is for reference. Click through for the new lyrics. #nzpol
1/5
Looks like the East/West divide might be a new trend in YouTube thumbnails. This is from yesterday:
09.12.2025 09:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0