Reverend Doktor Doctor Phill

so we all agree that he is very unsubtly the antichrist and we will have to battle him on the plane of armageddon right

It's great that technology has opened up the doors to reinventing crank racism scams from two centuries ago

You could, for instance, tell if someone had the sloping brow and cranial bumpage of a career criminal

incorrect. there is one incredibly easy thing about making games. it is a secret thing. but all the other things are hard

Rudy press conference at 4 seasons total landscaping

HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

F and M trains will swap routes between Manhattan and Queens starting in December 2025 We're making this change to improve reliability. Here's what you need to know about how your trip may change. New York City Transit

I can’t believe Zohran is transing the trains already

www.mta.info/article/f-m-...

Hand written sign at shop reading “WE HAVE” “CHICKEN” “NOODLE” “SOUP”

Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do

"It is with a heavy heart I announce the sale of my long term ape, Salazar" is a pretty good first line for a novel.

People are going "this is a mental health problem"

But like, have you noticed how hard these assholes are pushing for replacing mental health professionals and therapists with this shit?

They openly want *your* therapist to be one of these chatbots. They'd still have a human doctor, obviously.

Mods are powerless, post rare Worfs

The onion is the only outlet telling the truth these days thank you @bencollins.bsky.social

Europeans recognize Zohran Mamdani’s supposedly radical policies as ‘normal’ Critics of New York City’s mayor-elect have said his pledges of free bus service and universal childcare are unrealistic, but in Europe it’s a given

"Europeans recognize his vision about free public transit and universal childcare. We expect our governments to make these kinds of services accessible to all of us,” said Verbeek. “We pay higher taxes and get civilized societies in return."

Truly sick shit to brag about how much weight americans will lose when people can't afford food and snap is cut

THE WHAT meme with text reading: In lawsuits settlement, Google agrees to delete the incognito browsing data they keep about you two pictures of Mike Johnson's head, one full, one closer-up with text over each reading THE WHAT

CTL+SHIFT+DEL

Hahahhahaha

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"people commit SNAP frau---"*my baseball bat crashes into their lying mouth*

No further arguments, Your Honor.

Reading this then looking at the name at the front

Don’t cross the picket line! Plus it’s so easy to get coffee a n y w h e r e else!

Marge’s Little Lulu #17 (1949). On the cover, Little Lulu is pointing a tommy gun at her dad, who is holding an axe, to protect a turkey from beheading. The turkey is smiling.

Cover by Irving Tripp.

An American Tail poster with lil ol mouse immigrant Fievel

It’s hard to believe but there was a cartoon about an immigrant mouse and it was seen as totally fine and not controversial and not woke because it was an aspirational and nice thing about America that people could come here and find a better life

The food fight is finally over, but the food war rages on.

i don't remember where i read this but Minnie and Mickey are married in real life, and not in TV. implying that all media, is them acting. i think it was probably in a peer reviewed studty

gorsh

He was here before us and he’ll be here long after we’re gone, believe me!

trillionaire already kinda feels like a slur

In related news, my back hurts

Leland Palmer. Twin Peaks S02E09 - Arbitrary Law.

Twin Peaks: Leland Palmer.