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Reverend Doktor Doctor Phill

@revdrdrphill.bsky.social

union man, comics lover, subgenius, 2 fake doctorates and one real ordainment. available for weddings, he/him/fat. Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others. avatar by @apelad 370630 (i will steal your image and post it with alt text)

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Category: richie rich

But @mikester.bsky.social warned us years ago the kid was trouble. We get what we deserve.

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10.08.2025 18:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You can't even set fire to a volcano these days because of smoke.

10.08.2025 18:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Death of a publishing dream: how the Unbound revolution b... The literary disrupters enjoyed great success with their crowdfunding model, signing authors that other publishers overlooked. And then the money ran outโ€ฆ

Strong read this morning in the Observer on the collapse of Unbound, featuring @alexdecampi.bsky.social, @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social and myself.

observer.co.uk/news/busines...

09.08.2025 11:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 373    ๐Ÿ” 120    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
Warner Bros. has said The Hunt for Gollum is in fact the first of two new Lord of the Rings feature films from Peter Jackson, Fran Walsh, and Philippa Boyens based on J. R. R. Tolkien's Middle-earth, as the company aims to make more of the franchise. With The Hunt for Gollum, weโ€™ll get to see what Gollum was up to in the years between The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings.

Warner Bros. has said The Hunt for Gollum is in fact the first of two new Lord of the Rings feature films from Peter Jackson, Fran Walsh, and Philippa Boyens based on J. R. R. Tolkien's Middle-earth, as the company aims to make more of the franchise. With The Hunt for Gollum, weโ€™ll get to see what Gollum was up to in the years between The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings.

Can't stress this enough: nobody fucking cares what he was up to

07.08.2025 22:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4999    ๐Ÿ” 846    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 275    ๐Ÿ“Œ 814

[very RFK Jr voice] โ€œi would never promote violence but it does make you think!โ€

09.08.2025 17:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 258    ๐Ÿ” 35    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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"Trans people existing does literally nothing negative to your lives you crybaby wimps.
Your life is getting harder and costlier because of the oligarchs, not trans people"

Sticker spotted in Koreatown, Los Angeles, CA

09.08.2025 12:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10407    ๐Ÿ” 4119    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38    ๐Ÿ“Œ 45

garbage in garbage out

08.08.2025 20:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What a lying sack of shit.

08.08.2025 03:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 76    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump and Hegseth screwing over trans veterans on retirement benefits is an easy slam dunk politically for Democrats to flip the narrative on trans folks and that's exactly why they'll continue going on podcasts talking about how bigots have a point about sports.

08.08.2025 03:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2103    ๐Ÿ” 443    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

You know LLMs aren't a real technology because there are no furry prompt engineers

08.08.2025 03:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 141    ๐Ÿ” 27    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

why do we need the NBA when my friend Charles can dunk using a ladder

07.08.2025 21:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1316    ๐Ÿ” 315    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

happy sweet someteen!

07.08.2025 21:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Youโ€™re telling me that no one can prevent this maniac from driving this country into the ground, from treating it like his personal play toy and candy jar? Is there no one who can check his brazen criminality? will keep asking until I get an answer that makes a modicum of sense.

07.08.2025 21:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 447    ๐Ÿ” 108    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 51    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17

Remember when writers didnโ€™t use AI and instead just stole their wifeโ€™s work and claimed it as their own?

07.08.2025 20:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 661    ๐Ÿ” 194    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

my mom went to big 5 and bought a canoe paddle

06.08.2025 21:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

anyway, never fucking hit your kids. don't hit your kids. "spanking" is a euphemism for hitting your kids (cf swat, pop, potch) and just don't do it. all you will ever teach them is not to trust and to mingle pain with love. every strike teaches them to hide and lie.

05.08.2025 22:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 777    ๐Ÿ” 92    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

these horrible little ceremonies where you explain the child's sin to them calmly, hurt them, and then have a tender little forgiveness moment -- it's fucked. maybe even more fucked than honest anger?

05.08.2025 22:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 698    ๐Ÿ” 48    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

apparently we are going to have to keep tapping the sign

06.08.2025 20:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 187    ๐Ÿ” 28    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
screenshot from a recent court opinion reading as follows

MEMORANDUM DECISION AND ORDER DENYING MOTION TO DISMISS
Jill N. Parrish, United States District Court Judge
People may excel in multiple distinct pursuits. William Moulton Marston, a psychologist and comic-book writer, invented the systolic blood-pressure test and created the character Wonder Woman. The same Yamaha company for years dealt in pianos and motorbikes. 

Devin Michael Tew, Defendant in this case, generated hundreds of thousands of dollars from operating two different websites over at least four years: poppyseedwash.com and utahspermdonor.org. On the first website, he sold poppyseed kits his customers could use to brew their own opioid-rich poppyseed tea for personal consumption. On the second, he sold and shipped his semen to women hoping to conceive a baby through a low-cost at-home insemination process.

screenshot from a recent court opinion reading as follows MEMORANDUM DECISION AND ORDER DENYING MOTION TO DISMISS Jill N. Parrish, United States District Court Judge People may excel in multiple distinct pursuits. William Moulton Marston, a psychologist and comic-book writer, invented the systolic blood-pressure test and created the character Wonder Woman. The same Yamaha company for years dealt in pianos and motorbikes. Devin Michael Tew, Defendant in this case, generated hundreds of thousands of dollars from operating two different websites over at least four years: poppyseedwash.com and utahspermdonor.org. On the first website, he sold poppyseed kits his customers could use to brew their own opioid-rich poppyseed tea for personal consumption. On the second, he sold and shipped his semen to women hoping to conceive a baby through a low-cost at-home insemination process.

perusing court opinions, wondering if anything important may be going overlooked in the legal world, and--

well

let's just say this introduction threw me for a loop

06.08.2025 18:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 147    ๐Ÿ” 22    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Too creepy for woody Allen is a level of creep that bends the mind

05.08.2025 19:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2422    ๐Ÿ” 511    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 40    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
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We've Gone UNION, Baby! The Flytrap is partnering with the National Writers Union on freelancer policies

So thrilled to announce that @theflytrapmedia.com has collaborated with @nwu.org on freelancer policies. As a current freelancer, it's really important to me to value and protect our freelance contributors. Proud to join other indie pubs in this!

You can read all about it here:

05.08.2025 17:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 122    ๐Ÿ” 36    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

buddy he is still on that show

05.08.2025 18:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh shit that sounds amazing

05.08.2025 01:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
mr show President Guy Whitey Corngood aka Jay Johnston with Bob Odenkirk as secret service  reaction to America blowing up the moon

mr show President Guy Whitey Corngood aka Jay Johnston with Bob Odenkirk as secret service reaction to America blowing up the moon

05.03.2024 16:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 42    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

What the fuck are we doing here.

04.08.2025 22:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 119    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

youtu.be/GTJ3LIA5LmA?...

04.08.2025 21:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 221    ๐Ÿ” 51    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

god i wish

05.08.2025 00:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is the kind of humiliating petty grievance that I would simply have taken to the grave

04.08.2025 22:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 79    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Apparently itโ€™s #owlawarenessday

04.08.2025 12:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 317    ๐Ÿ” 73    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

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