AnAngryOpossum

I hope the right wingers accidentally watch euphoria

Pity the worm, NO! encourage the worm

me and this WORM will be there!

I hope I go the same way tbh 🙏

Up next on the Jim Acosta Hour, we dig up the shambling corpses of the Columbine shooters and ask them about the male loneliness epidemic!

I called the family out they were like 😱😱😱 and the little one asks "is that caterpillar ok" and I so badly wanted to say "it's real fuckin far from ok"

Yeah I left him there. He was the first tomato worm on my tomatoes EVER at this place

Lmao it's a tomato horn worm and parasitic wasp eggs

The image displays a novelty product from "Obvious Plant" titled "I CAN'T TONIGHT I AM... EATING 10 TUBES OF VARIOUS FLAVORED LIP BALM". This product is a humorous take on lip balm, featuring unusual and unappealing flavors such as "Chode," "Dust," "Swamp," "Burnt Hair," "Grimace Skin," "Wet Grass," "Batteries," and "Nail Polish," alongside more conventional "Strawberry" and "Vanilla".

Sending this to my physical therapist as a cancellation notice

Dude getting his ass ATE up in my garden

Just found a dude getting his ass ATE UP out back

In the article it mentioned they had to bring in rakes so I can only imagine the comedy that ensued before they thought of that

Hot Dog Truck Crash on Highway Makes Mess That Surprises Fire Chief: 'Hot Dogs Are Very Slippery - I Did Not Know That' "Once those [hot dogs] leave the truck and hit the road, that's all garbage, and it's still pretty warm," said Shrewsbury Fire Company Chief Brad Dauberman By Kimberlee Speakman Published on August 2, 2025 06:25PM EDT

"hot dogs are very slippery- I did not know that" is an incredible quote to run with here by the chief

Lol I have some advanced degrees and many years of experience we will kill it

I guess that wasn't actually Nancy Pelosi in my inbox crying that only I could save democracy!?

I should start a grift where I just give new names to things that have been around forever and charge money for my seminar 💵💵💵💰

Fafo parenting style, apparently

Lol this is called natural consequences why they gotta be cute

Big green garden penis

BEAST

I do that every day lol

Jesus I'm sorry. It's so hard. Thank you for doing what you do.

My mom got a really bad concussion and was in bed for a long time from a kindergarten kid. I've seen bite marks that needed stitches. I've seen a 200 lbs 4th grader knock a kindergarten student out. She was just walking by. It's so awful.

I don't blame the kids at all. It's a lack of the correct program. Kids who are violent against peers and teachers should be in school that can offer much higher support so they can succeed. I'm talking about lower elementary, but I've seen very serious injuries to adults and kids.

To commemorate his life and legacy, I hereby declare August 1, 2025, as "Hulk Hogan Day in Florida," and direct the flags of the United States and the State of Florida to be flown at half-staff at the State Capitol in Tallahassee, Florida, and at all local and state buildings, installations, and grounds throughout Pinellas County from sunrise to sunset on Friday, August 1, 2025.

lmao

No leg meta campfire

WTF is this garbage AT LEAST META THREW IN HALF A BODY

That's just the sound of the Bone Saw

Has anyone mentioned those teenager turtles yet

I met an owl the other day that imprinted on humans and couldn't go back to the wild and I think it's only fair they let me go live it's owl life if nobody is going to use it

BILLIONS AND BILLIONS BACKED

Pegging the dollar to the hashbtown #goldenstandard

Get one of those insect suckers

As a kid I absolutely thought this was true after seeing this movie and that the Law was just a thing to be outsmarted via loopholes, much like the Hasidic Jewish god