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Get their asses

I didn't think we'd get to the zombie part this soon

a group of mice standing next to each other with their mouths open ALT: a group of mice standing next to each other with their mouths open

Rizzo

They didn't have sun back then, only Day Moon.

Line is inflation 😨

line go up 😀

Trump face on money

Lmao this speedrun is incredible

Lol

This one is good tho I bet

Stonks line fake

How about this guys

Guys is this good

Babs can suck it

Ok I looked it up and the first thing I see is the brand being like "WE DIDN'T MAKE A 9-11 GEEK BAR"

be cooler if you did

WHOA THAT ACTUALLY LOOKS VERY COOL

Babs congrats! I dont know what a geek bar is but I bet you look very cool sucking on it.

Opossum candy bucket

An animal rescue just posted this 🎃

@Rep... 10h 19.8K 59.1K 2.8M A & Rep. Eric Swalwell It's coming to an end guys. I've spoken to a lot of House Republicans this week and they've confided that Trump's movement/support is fading. As one told me, "this Epstein bomb is about to drop and no want wants to defend a pedo-protector. It's just a matter of time." 8.2K Rep. Eric Swalwell @RepS... 8h One Republican just texted me that if there's a discharge vote on Epstein they expect a "jail break" of over 100 members. Trump will go nuts! 556 1K 7.4K 565K &

I want whatever drugs they are giving eric swalwell

I'm surprised I don't actually. Usually it's rats and sometimes hamsters.

Oh damn that's a clever lie tho

kindergartener got into a fight on the bus when a little boy said "your butt is BROKEN and i'm going to put DIARRHEA into your butthole" and then kindergartener had to go and tell the principal the whole thing and folks I can't even imagine keeping a straight and serious face god bless that woman

Rat nightmare that the rats are not being taken care of by: jolly lady rat

Just found out someone out there has the EXACT SAME REOCCURRING NIGHTMARE AS I DO 😱😱😱

Holy shit lmao I have never seen that one WOW

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I DIDN'T KNOW THIS EXISTED OMG I NEED IT

Look at my president dog, he's going to bomb my house for this post

She's wild for this one

Lmao

He's going to jerk them off

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That looks like radula on a snail 👁️👁️

TWO PERSON CRAB COSTUME

I need $100 real quick