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Sometimes a pony gets depressed

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Dan and Charlie should have adventures together.

05.08.2025 02:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not a damn thing

04.08.2025 18:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
person holding their bra-encased large boobs

person holding their bra-encased large boobs

Hollywood is run entirely by horny 14 year olds

04.08.2025 17:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

how "aboot" Canadians..... fixed it for you

04.08.2025 14:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If your only metric for good and moral decisions is: will it win an election? then you are an ignorant, hateful, amoral shit for brains. I wouldn't care if the fascists outnumbered me 100000 to 1. They still would not be right.

03.08.2025 21:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

we are all standing knee-deep in the runny shit that resulted from the last Vote Blue! hegemony. Y'all will keep waving that dumbass Big D flag till the fascists grind you into paste. It's very sad

02.08.2025 12:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Patrick Swayze - She's Like The Wind (Official HD Video) ft. Wendy Fraser
YouTube video by PatrickSwayzeVEVO Patrick Swayze - She's Like The Wind (Official HD Video) ft. Wendy Fraser

youtu.be/lU9p1WRfA9w?...

01.08.2025 17:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You would know if you'd opened some of his media tabs

31.07.2025 19:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's just the most WATCHABLE person ever. So many tics and smirks and grimaces. My all time fave.

31.07.2025 16:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

American Aquiescence

30.07.2025 20:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
The Psychedelic Murals at a Mexico City Research Library The walls of the Biblioteca Miguel Lerdo de Tejada form a canvas for vibrant paintings.

Not quite an exhibition but it's amazing!

www.atlasobscura.com/places/bibli...

30.07.2025 18:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"were reportedly working off duty for the kidnappers" lol
I guess as long as they were clocked out it's no biggie

30.07.2025 13:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 47    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When I lived in Prospect Heights there was a large groups of southern 'expats' that met every few weeks for some heavy drinking. There was always a story that started with: "what had happened was...." The locals LOVED us hahaha

30.07.2025 03:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am truly and honestly fucking shocked the Reed College shared a damn thing. I mean, McSweenys and Gawker made fun of them for being SO liberal.

29.07.2025 19:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sigh. I know.

29.07.2025 17:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We do not win through concessions. We do not sacrifice our allies. We do not give one fucking 1/2 inch to the bastards. That's it. It's that simple.

29.07.2025 17:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you are willing to sacrifice the safety or liberty of the few, to pander to the needs or wishes of the many, you are an enemy. A politician willing to piss on trans rights, or ANY marginalized group - no matter how much I agree with them on every other issue - is no better than the fascists.

29.07.2025 17:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What an arrogant and blinded way to approach this. And also needlessly complicated! There's tons of real world examples happening RIGHT NOW. You don't have to invent dumbass historical strawmen. But let me see if I can help break it down simply:

29.07.2025 17:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shit. My bird is a Mac and NO ONE makes MacBird games??!!

28.07.2025 20:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He looks like a well worn slowly deflating off-market basketball

28.07.2025 19:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why is Sally Struthers so hot is a better question

28.07.2025 19:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Word. WNC native. Some of the best people I've ever known happened to Christian. As were some of the worst people I've ever known.

28.07.2025 17:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I often think none of these damned fools have had to function in the wider world in any way. Not in person, and certainly not in any situations where there personal opinions/beleifs did not dictate a single damn thing.

28.07.2025 17:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bro, nobody is hating on atheists. Only your misguided notion that anyone's personal faith has fuckall to do with you. Same edict applies to evangelicals browbeating atheists. Mind your own business. It's really simple. You got this drastically wrong. Learn from it maybe

28.07.2025 16:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All the dire implications notwithstanding it is hilarious how evil this technology is. Billions of dollars spent on this greasy lying stupid thing that was literally built to replace people, and everyone that uses it gets weaker, lazier, dumber, and sadder for having done so. Well done all around.

27.07.2025 04:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9659    ๐Ÿ” 2700    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 165    ๐Ÿ“Œ 64

I should have seen the 'AI Writer for The Economist' bit and just moved on about my day. That guys handle on the real middle class world we all live in is about as firm as my grasp of ancient Aramaic.

28.07.2025 12:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This asinine comment could only come from someone who has never been within a mile of an industrial pig farm. Or maybe any farm. You know they have entire ponds filled with pig shit, right? Aesthetically "somewhere above" our most flat out disgusting industrial scale operation....

28.07.2025 12:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 42    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

American males posses self-delusion in inexhaustible quantities. It is truly our greatest resource.

28.07.2025 01:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Same in wee Asheville NC. All diners were Greek diners. All diners have bad gyro plates and baklava right?

28.07.2025 01:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There must be DOZENS of us!

26.07.2025 23:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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