Desiree De Carlo

I cannot wait for Friday! I get off at 2 and I’m spending the whole weekend snuggled up with my horror & treats.

I’m on a kick with watching cult classic horror that I’ve never seen. Prince of Darkness & Altered States are both so enjoyable!

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I’m absolutely obsessed with The Wicker Man (1973) after my first viewing last night. I don’t know HOW it took me this long!

resistance through art

Watched Wolf Man (2025) - Dull & forgettable

Far fetched theory: Vance used to openly disparage dear leader and is on record as a “never Trump guy”. It happens, Vance is now in charge. He gradually and strategically flips us back to the left, having played a complex long con. (Call it non-fan fic)

I saw Billy Idol & Joan Jett last night and it was super great. Both were born COOL and will remain so into the grave 🖤

I am living for Cardi B’s Civil Court Tok - the best comment I read was “it’s like putting Bugs Bunny on the stand” and like obviously that was meant as a compliment. Also the ✨wigs✨

If we’re doing all these wide leg and baggy pants I’m going to need way more brands to start offering petite length options.

a woman is looking at herself in a broken mirror with a picture of tommy boss on the wall ALT: a woman is looking at herself in a broken mirror with a picture of tommy boss on the wall

I get to see Carrie at the drive-in tonight!

You’ll never convince me that cottage cheese is good

I laid my nearly 20 year old kitty to rest today. RIC Amelie

"I knew I would grow up and wear a costume one day, and that's exactly what happened." -Cassandra Peterson

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Another day in USA:

I go to pick up 2 Rx’s. $85.72 with my $400/month marketplace health insurance. Pharmacy tech removes insurance, uses GoodRx: $46.13

Me to the group chat: Everything is terrible we should all start being hornier

Friday night vibes: Made bolognese & lemon lavender martinis, watching Final Destination Bloodlines (it’s entertaining)

Current fave fruit combo is 🍓 🍉

It’s go go! Not cry cry!

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From 7/4 with @theracheless.bsky.social & my mans

@patsyblueribbon.bsky.social came over and we’re eating a dip buffet watching Hedwig

Boyfriend & I started watching Curb for the first time this summer. It’s become our shared comfort show and we call it “watching Larry”

Thanks for the recs! 🎞️

Checked “Killer Joe” off my watch list. Full on exploitation sleaze 🍗 John Waters’ review: “The best Russ Meyer film of the decade—only it’s directed by an 80-year-old William Friedkin”

Last night we watched The Last Showgirl & Dirty Dancing. Valley Girl viewing for our last night on babecay 💗

“Patriotic Corpse Carriage”

“We live our life in the pool when we’re not at a restaurant or in bed” - Vagina Woolf - babecation thots

Happy 101st birthday to the Caesar salad 🇲🇽