Perfect new email intro

Obviously based on the US Congress

You dipshits already gave up your ability to ‘hold them accountable’. Fucking losers

Shut the fuck up

It seems you may wanna work a little quicker on this one, Queebs

Wow this response fucking sucks

She wraps feces in Christmas paper + calls it ‘news’

Obama gave one to Cosby, Gloria Estefan + a bunch of other random celebs. It’s already pointless

He never stoned gay people to death. He only directly suggested that should be done

Are you fucking high?

When’s the Rogan guys episode?

Shut the fuck up

Ya dummy. Questioning trans peoples rights to live + celebrating sweeps of homeless encampments (including actively participating in them) are forms of political violence. Are you that dense?

You are the literal cause of endless political violence

A pointy white hood

You seem well adjusted

He’s just parroting right wing talking points, while not offering anything actually beneficial to anybody. How about a dem who isn’t just looking for moderate republicans votes?

Oh wow she would’ve given her thoughts + prayers so much better than orange man, while also not doing jack fucking shit to address gun violence or right wing extremism. We sure did miss out 🙄

Fighting for us*

*unless you’re homeless or trans, of course

This list would’ve been outdated in 1998

Well duh

Fuck off with your ‘human shields’ bullshit. Israel has no right to genocide Palestine, nor to have held Palestine in confinement for decades on end. Your framing is determined by Israeli propaganda, and you’re clearly ok with years of severe anti Palestine violence. But just not this way, I guess

Hopefully he gets rid of the nypd + uses their unnecessarily large budget to actually help people

Let’s just old yeller this Titans season

I hope it haunts his dreams every single night for the rest of his miserable days

He was a piece of shit

‘Notorious abuser who’s escaped any culpability flees notorious abuser who’s escaped any culpability’

Would be one of the more ironic of outcomes if Hunter somehow became president

Debatable

I’m excited for Korn to be there!