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making a freaky lil noise to fuck with a cat is truly a delightful pastime

DUDE I FORGOT ABOUT CURIOUSCAT i miss it dearly that was the absolute shit

i miss real irn bru... the shit they sell here is so ass😔

sometimes i think but then i FORGET and feel such rage

guys pls im like 80 what is all this donkey stuff. what do you mean hee haw

right, we dont have wet receptors !!

one of my unclosable brain tabs is saria's song and tbh im with it

are visions of the past postmonitions or do they not get a silly word

nothing like driving through a neighborhood during golden hour and seeing an old man smoking a cigar while mowing the lawn. cinema

i long to CREATE but how😔

why cant i have job AND wear comfy clothes and why is the answer literally just Because

cultural context says no

no it's real life it really happened

we cant keep pretending mr fantastic's regular ass labcoat wouldve stretched as much as his arm did. it's not a special fabric, nor is it tight enough for friction to pull it along with his skin even if it COULD stretch. it makes no SENSE it is SILLY and tbh lazy special effects-ing. also the baby??

but it would be so fun. and ZIPPY

ok but you should get a mike instead

no like guys i dont think you understand how absolutely hilarious i find myself. constantly in stitches over my own nonsense (irl !!)

real gays gaze real glaze

what did you mean by your reply..

what's up

rude tbh

stg if i read the phrase "averting my gaze" one more fucking time...

and money ALWAYS talks to the idiot savants

these fish are SO swedish frfr

ngl i think the word demonstrably is pretty neat. sounds a lil monster scary-like and ALSO comes with the phrase "demonstrably false" which i LOVE to throw out there because dude i can DEMONSTRATE how wrong u are

i've been saying this !!!

now why would he do that

wot

bumpin da tUUUUUUUNES

the thing about gouda is nobody knows gouda pronounce it (only those with elite cheese knowledge will get it)