Compost but hornier

#Kinktober 03: Genital Swap

Somehow, they woke up with their cocks swapped. Obviously, there was only one thing to do about it.

For the record because I often get asked: Yes you can make your own consent stickers. No I don’t gatekeep consent stickers. Consent is important. Spread consent!

Vision and Biology of Seeing is a pretty good book and answers a lot of questions like this. I'm reading it again on my camping trip this weekend.

a stylized archaeopteryx with yellow, white, and purple body, on a black background. it's the color of non-binary flag.

idk pride flags are always just stripes so I made a non-binary flag with my favorite dinosaur archaeopteryx. Two heads to symbolize balance between two genders!

istg this is at least 50% of why I might want top surgy

They make me feel like I could win a fight with The Rock if he stepped to me about being in the same restroom

Text over a sparkly flowery background which reads: “WE SUPPORT SLUTS AND WHORES ON THIS PAGE”.

putting this on your timeline again

Tumblr post from The Nefarious Vampire: "As an aroace, I'm particularly dangerous, because I won't fuck or marry. I only know how to kill."

found this one for y'all <3

tma

update

pinup of a man in a business suit, bound with a rotary phone's cord.

sorry, honey, i'll be late again, i've just been so tied up at the office this week

Hi

read the room lol skill issue

Happy to announce the start of my 2025 Fakemon project!!! I'll be designing an entire pokedex of fakemon that reside in the Laken region, inspired by the Great Lakes region of North America!

This is a complete revamp of my 2023 fakemon project, all purely for fun! Stay tuned!

freaky muppet victreebel lol????

rough colored sketch of a large draconic beast with a skeletal face and large spines running down their back, blindfolded and arms tied behind their back. A dainty nude princess kneels between the beast’s crossed legs, kissing and inserting her finger in the tip of their ribbed erect member, triggering it to quiver as they pant.

“The princess? Oh—I do not think she is in need of saving…” 👑💕✨ #teratophilia

Do you think unbending Clippy until he was a long piece of metal would be painful for him. Or do you think it would cause him to feel a great sense of relief

Let me sing to my friend, and mention to my soulmate the love of the youthful days, when our hearts were bound together, and we were joined, and we played in loving, and we gorged ourselves with loving, and our bodies were joined, two shoulders attached, thigh to thigh and chest to chest, and the member from this one and the member from this one, and our arms were our necklaces, and our fingers our rings, to stir the fire of love, and to drink the blood of grapes, and to press lips, and to make signs and wonders.

what is the peak of homoeroticism and why is it this letter from 1142

forgot i drew this #TMA #themagnusarchives

“‘I perceive the Dark Lord and know his mind, or all of his mind that concerns the Elves. And he gropes ever to see me and my thought. But still the door is closed!’”

I realized a dream project. 1/4

*perfect* jon

to think this could have saved catherine the great

And the finished illustration - stealing a Silmaril from Morgoth 💎

i love you for thinking about this. high fiving you in how does athelas know where the men of the west dwelt or camped of old

Yet again stuck on how Treelight works. Would you get a tan from Laurelin? what about Telperion? Do they give off warmth, or is warming dealt with differently? Do both cause photosynthesis, or just Laurelin, or neither?

sidus humps a big blue slime while tiny fish within look on curiously. splap splap boing boing

during dry seasons, water slimes can be encountered migrating north in search of more comfortable temperatures. they're a great way to cool off on a hot summer day, and they don't even mind if you fuck them a little. just be careful of curious, nibbling fish (or don't, they'll happily eat dead skin)

(:

Shakra, my beloved...

One thing I love about this art is that Meduseld's interior is DECORATED. Tapestries, color on the columns and the floor. People have always liked their shit to be decorated!

Today's #Tolkien #HobbitDay #HobbitMonth Tidbit:

Every November 2nd, The Horn of the Mark was winded at a feast to commemorate the rousing of Buckland. This silver, dwarven horn was gifted to Merry by Éomer and Éowyn and became an heirloom of his house. Horns were a special feature of Buckland.

BUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

alts w/out underwear on patreon btw ;)
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