Ed

Turns out my previous assumptions that everyone else is more emotionally mature than me was wrong. They were just significantly less traumatized as children.

I’ve progressed far enough in therapy to finally recognize other people’s poor communication and boundary issues, damn

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

Oh yeah good call

Wait who is the first most

Excellent question that I did not ask then because I was not thinking critically, I was in a state of shock from the stunning gender performance

I was like okay fine. But then! I found out! The boys also had a porch acting: smoking on our porches. Respectively these groups were called KOOP and SOOP and I immediately decided to be a shithead. I suggested a co-ed porch activity, praying on our porches. They stopped inviting me to stuff. /3

I got along better with the girl missionaries but even then I was like “why all the gender.” So anyway I sort of checked out for a bit and then one day I was at mass and they invited me to a non bible study social hang called knitting on our porches where the women…knit on the missionaries porch /2

So my junior year of college we got focus missionaries and I thought focus was stupid. I especially didn’t get along with the boy missionaries (one of them was even the son of one of the focus founders iirc) because they were probably Emmy contenders for their gender performance. /1

WHAT

Have I ever told you about knitting on our porches?

Adulthood seems to be that all my best friends are in my phone like “Emily Bicycle Riverside Beer” or “Amanda Wichita Falls Baking Home Improvement”

If my husband gave me a stinky old boot with flowers in it he would simply not be alive anymore and I look great in stripes

Her husband put flowers in an old Texas boot for her for Valentine’s Day which is an interesting gift that has many conceptual overlaps with the difficulty psychologists have in defining trauma, namely: you have to take into consideration how the individual interprets the event

I bring a big dump him energy to the girlies chat that non-abusive but lazy ass men don’t like.

“I don’t cheat or hit you!” Sir your bar is Satan’s limbo

I’m at a coffee shop and there’s an adorable knitting group here and one of the women just said: “I used to have an aquarium but then I had the daughter and the son and the cat and the dog and the husband and it was just too many things to keep alive” and like ma’am dump him

I pronounce the letters, as does my team

I’m over 30 maxing

My therapist last night told me I’m her most traumatized case ever lol

for sale: readme, never read

One of the highlights of my life was being scolded by her

Another fun fact: she called me once and told me it was ridiculous I wasn’t accepting my BC offer

His last name is a fucking portmanteau of pig and bigot

halftime show fromt eh supebowl showing a set on the field featuring a nyc bodega

This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.

Nina Simone avoids making political statement during her performance of "Mississippi Goddamn."

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

Bad Bunny’s closing messages during his Super Bowl performance:

“The only thing more powerful than hate is love”
“Together, we are America”

Bad Bunny wearing an OCASIO 64 jersey

Ocasio gang rise up 🙌🏽🇵🇷