Michael Boulerice

For sale: baby shoes. So fuckin worn. This baby ran everywhere fast as shit

This shit is still blowing my mind

Ayyyyy come to @voidcon.bsky.social and buy some fuckin books before I run out of copies and turn into a pumpkin

Me driving in the dark

My car with entirely too much shit in it

A collection of assorted drinks, crucial for a long drive

EN ROUTE TO VOIDCON

A snap shot of my half-packed Toyota 4Runner getting ready to hit the road and meet everyone at Voidcon in Gettysburg, PA. Need a stapler? I'll have two. Protein shake? Of course, let me dig out my blender. Why am I like this

Hi I'm Michael "I'm tabling for myself for the first time and I'm not sure what to bring so I'm taking my entire house with me" Boulerice

I MYSELF, MR. GERBIK. HALF SHARK, HALF MAN, SKIN LIKE ALLIGATOR CARRYING A DEAD WALRUS

The owls are losing their shit out there tonight, too. Very weird

A picture of the incredibly bright full moon as seen from my backyard. Below it, the oaks and maples are filled with owls that are going absolutely batshit with the hooting

[looks up, pulls out phone to look up "is super blue raspberry curdled milk moon a thing"]

Oh fuck yeah. I could also swing Diesel Power because I'm a Kool Keith superfan. I'm also probably the only Kool Keith superfan in existence

I'll do my best to channel my inner Shifty Shellshock

How about Crazy Town? Have you ever heard them?

I'm bringing 4 bottles of 100% pure grade A New Hampshire maple syrup to Voidcon to either give away as gifts or to award to the winners of the bare-knuckle boxing tournament I will organize the second my feet touch Gettysburg soil

Oh yeah we can definitely do this

Hear me out. Eiffel 65

Might have to break out some Adina Howard for this one

A selfie of me wearing a shirt that says NEARLY FERAL and I think we can all applaud the accuracy

This Geico caveman is heading to the spa for a facial. If they have time after I think they're gonna do some esthetician stuff ayoooooooo

Heads up for anyone heading to Voidcon! I'm doing the Escape Mgo table reading Thursday at 6:15 pm (immediately after driving 8 hours so wheww), possibly Voidcon Karaoke on Friday at 8:30 pm (if I've been fed enough beers beforehand), and selling copies of FEEDING THE WHEEL all weekend long. Party 🥳

Believe it or not I already have a plan for this! I'll tell you about it over a drink at whatever smelly college bar we end up in

Don't feel too honored because I've had to close the pool for the year, but Merman Mike is THRILLED to chill and would have crawled out of his chlorinated stewpot either way

Judges will also accept Bowl of Rice, Michael Michael Motorcycle, and His Lordship Michael the Archduke of Broski Manor

He does everything in very small, limited edition batches and I love his shit, but god damn does he drag his feet. Fingers and toes crossed

And please, call me Mike. Michael is for book jackets and court dates

Don't worry I have plenty of ridiculous back-up outfits on deck, but the Jaws shirt might not make it in time. That guy is notoriously slow to ship and was the reason my Jock Jams shirt didn't arrive in time for Ghoulish in March

I'm actually in a similar situation with a t-shirt order and I fear the worst

A screencap from an 80s Dominos Pizza commercial featuring The Noid throwing a bomb into a pizza box

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YEAH DO YOU EVEN VOID BRO

Just started @beardedbetts.bsky.social ‘s Trve Cvlt and I gotta say as a metal head, seeing the dedication reference the Mantle and the black metal snob calling Veil of Maya pretentious frames the narrative so well

So very thoughtful and tasteful. Really glad I bought this one now so we'll balance each other out at Voidcon

As always, you can get your personalized copy from my ride-or-die local bookstore. I'll be in the week after to doodle in them for you

gibsonsbookstore.com/book/9781639...

A selfie of me with caveman hair holding up a copy of FEEDING THE WHEEL at Gibson's Bookstore

Back at @gibsonsbookstore.bsky.social for more signings! I won't make it in next week as I'll be traveling to @voidcon.bsky.social to sling books and crush brewskies with the literary elite, but don't let that stop you from ordering FEEDING THE WHEEL, big dogs🥳

gibsonsbookstore.com/book/9781639...

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