Michael Boulerice

AI companies are all "we can't afford to keep this going for much longer" and then spend the GDP of Monaco on Super Bowl ads

More like bawlwitdaba, am I right

Last winter our town plow guy was criticized for obliterating countless mailboxes. Now he's terrified of plowing close to the edges, so our roads are getting narrower and narrower with every storm. It's like living inside Harvey Weinstein's heart

I don't know what I was expecting, but it definitely wasn't this

The what now

If someone sent this to me feel like I'd have to print it out and frame it

A convention badge ribbon being customized to say MEGA RAD COOL DUDE

A convention badge ribbon being customized to say MAYOR OF HOTEL BAR

A convention badge ribbon being customized to say KING SHIT OF FUCK MOUNTAIN

I just realized you can make your own convention badge ribbons whenever you want because you are an adult and nobody can stop you

YOU CALLED THEM CHROMIES TOO?! Oh hell yeah

Everything was the same on this end except we were stealing chrome air caps from tires instead of tossing walnuts

For me it's almost always NBA Streets, Ripping Riders, the Top Skater arcade game, and THPS2

Rush 2! Oh my god. Yes

I have the soundtrack to NBA Street Vol. 2 cemented into my head at all times

🎵maybe it's bro-beline🎵

Is...is that good

I grew up in the 80s with only women in the house so we had a lot of hot oil going on. Any time I'd see the tube in a cup of hot water as a kid I'd be like OH SHIT WE'RE DOING SOME SCIENCE

A selfie of me refusing to get out of my warm bed on a cold winter morning. Apparently my sleeping cap fell off in the middle of the night and I woke up to some straight-up Medusa hair

Mornin', hoss. They call me VO5 Hot Oil Treatment Boulerice 'round these here parts

A convention badge ribbon being customized to say MEGA RAD COOL DUDE

A convention badge ribbon being customized to say MAYOR OF HOTEL BAR

A convention badge ribbon being customized to say KING SHIT OF FUCK MOUNTAIN

I just realized you can make your own convention badge ribbons whenever you want because you are an adult and nobody can stop you

YouTube video by BigBoyTV Busta Rhymes Raps Insanely Fast (Look At Me Now)

He still rips!

Oh yeah, from New Jersey! She was originally in The Outsidaz and then Busta Rhyme's Flipmode Squad. And oh my god the Jackal is my absolute favorite. Always wanted to try doing that costume for Halloween

I love this movie so much. Rah Digga's crowning achievement

Cover art for Michael Boulerice's book FEEDING THE WHEEL, silouhettes of children on a a green hillside, the sky is purple and there's a void with an orb in the middle

I just finished @michaelboulerice.com 's book FEEDING THE WHEEL, an enthralling read.

I've been thinking about a "monster" for a piece, and his desrciption of Old Friend helped bring some images into focus.

Ayyyyy I'm really glad you enjoyed it! Old Friend is always available to hire for children's birthday parties and general monster inspiration

The Future's So Bright. "Rips like a blast of fuzzy future glam rock out of the speakers of a souped-up speed machine. Bettendorf is at the modern forefront of re-Weirding the novel: first with his choose-your-path black metal TRVE CVLT, and now with this, a portrait of a near-time and near-place, one that reflects not only hopes and fears for the future but the very real concerns of our present as well. Jack in, bliss out, rock on." -Drew Broussard, the Lit Hub Podcast August 2026 Tenebrouspress.com. "Midwestern Chrome" glitches in overlapping purple and yellow font. A neon soaked street, bathed in blue and purple hues. In the foreground, a man with sunglasses perched on his head holds a decapitated head, a bag at his side. The head stares with electric blue eyes. A passerby in a dark trench coat gazes over his shoulder. Art by Arianna Bosa.

I'm feeling too spoiled by some kind words by early readers of Midwestern Chrome. Thank you @drewsof.bsky.social.

@ivygrimes.bsky.social left a lovely review over on Goodreads as well.

Y'all are in for a treat this August. Only @tenebrouspress.bsky.social

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Nothing like a thank-you-for-your-kind-messages post from a disgraced piece of shit with the comments turned off to make you say OH YEAH BABY COMEBACK TOUR IS GOING GREAT

YouTube video by Piece of the Action Drunken Master (ft Jackie Chan) | Full Movie | Piece of the Action

Unfortunately for everyone around me I am in the middle of another classic kungfu flick binge, and Drunken Master is always how I get started. I've watched this movie no less than 500 times over the course of my life because I (not shockingly) identify with Jackie Chan's character entirely too much

Dead Sky Publishing is thrilled to announce the launch of a new imprint: Dark Flow Press. Dark Flow is dedicated to elevating original voices in horror sci-fi. Our mission is to support creators crafting immersive, terrifying futures where science amplifies fear and the unknown is always watching.

Was literally just looking / laughing at this

A screencap of my local movie theater's Melania dismal looking reservations on opening weekend. Something tells me it's gonna beat Avatar

I'm in rural NH and I decided to look at my local theater's Melania reservations. The green line under each timeslot represents tickets sold, and the longest green line on opening day is 24 tickets. There's a hot cocoa stand being run by neighborhood kids down the street that's raking in more cash

Blurbs for SPLIT SCREAM: CURSED PLACES from Tamika Thompson, Pedro Iniguez, Michael Boulerice, David Simmons and M.Shaw, against an illustration of two disturbing deer transforming into...something.

💀PREORDERS OPEN!💀

THIS IS NOT A PLACE OF HONOR. THIS PLACE IS CURSED.

These two New Weird Horror novelettes from @sonorataylor.bsky.social & @matthewtpritt.bsky.social are a danger to the Body & to the Mind, & they can Kill.

Preorder SPLIT SCREAM: CURSED PLACES now:
store.tenebrouspress.com

He's just like whelp this is how your email finds me