It’s the Great Seasonal Depression, Charlie Brown (he/him)

Loved the first Knives Out. Need to see the followups

Never seen High Fidelity but loved the book.

These are my bones, Diane (Whitney voice)

Love all of these things. everybody scream is such a rush

Jacque Penis

a woman in a red shirt is crying and says i wish that i could bake a cake made out of rainbows Alt: a woman in a red shirt is crying and says i wish that i could bake a cake made out of rainbows

Gotta say: a lot more interested in the foods you like, the albums you love to listen to, the movies you rewatch. Maybe that makes me a Pollyanna or someone not motivated to recreate the Rage Bait Industrial Complex again so the worst folks get elevated once again.

I know an Applebee’s booth hates to see them on a date night

a woman sitting at a desk holding a cup with a label that says gold Alt: a woman sitting at a desk holding a cup with a label that says gold

People who think non-binary is something invented by liberals have never met an old Midwest farming couple who have ceased being visually discernible from each other.

How’s your mushroom head

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Mariah made a bop for when the ketamine hit the three wise men

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I’ve never had it!

Jet plane enthusiast with the words Father Figure

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When I don’t make a fourth plate at Thanksgiving dinner

Half naked men in sleepwear from the JCP Christmas catalog

We used to be a real country.

The most toxic friend group lol

Whitney Houston looking perfect in a David LaChappelle photo shoot with a fake press conference for greatest hits album.

When coworkers try to ask me about my Thanksgiving plans

Jakarta.

Grand opening, grand closing. Another NYTimes critic pick closing lol

Kristin Kirkoweth's show to close in January

Good news! It's dead!

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.

We hear the engine really purrs.

Sierra Mist cranberry splash

The reason for the season

Stacey Layne Matthews Bryant Q asking who the fuck is Madeline

No one
Absolutely no one
Lily Allen:

I was a Bret Easton Ellis diva

a woman is sitting in front of a laptop computer in a living room . Alt: a woman is sitting in front of a laptop computer in a living room .

“I couldn’t help but wonder: He may have been the bully but was it my emotions that really needed the time out?”