Miranda Hobbled (he/him)

What an iconic season of guyliner, thin eyebrows, and familial trauma

Sean should've been the one screamed at on the phone by Vaj

The listening public wanting decent lyrics on Life of a Showgirl Give Us Nothing

“Did you know there was a ChatGPT prompt that destroyed Pacific Palisades”

a man is wearing a black jacket and a necklace and has the words think about it on his face . Alt: a man is wearing a black jacket and a necklace and has the words think about it on his face .

Gay men who butch up their voice for dates/hookups? Call that code swishing.

a man with a beard is pointing up and says size matters Alt: a man with a beard is pointing up and says size matters

The orthopedic doctor examining my non messed up foot: “What size shoe do you wear?

Me: 13.

Doctor: You should be wearing a size 15 on this one.

Me: Oooh size queen.

YouTube video by Tyler James Tyler James - Why Do I Do? (Official Video)

Do any of my UK pop folks remember this little banger?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj-z...

It's called range

A lot of these were contenders!

I know that I am a messy stunt queen because the words that immediately jumped out to me was PULL FOCUS

Can't they just use old photos like Big Dipper and call it a day?

We need Doechii on a remix!

And I am not saying I'm perfect when it comes to this, but I'm actively trying to rid myself of this particularly online brain worm when it comes to voicing my anger about the world.

IT's not evening low hanging fruit. The fruit is off the tree and rotted on the ground.

I almost put Jade's album!

Tron rights!

an elderly woman in a blue jacket is holding a megaphone to her mouth . Alt: an elderly woman in a blue jacket is holding a megaphone to her mouth .

Let's get something clear: when it comes to racist, fascist, homophobic entities, what we are NOT going to do is use weight/fatness as a lazy insult when there is plenty of other material to work with. Being fat is not a moral failing. Being unscrupulous piece of shit is.

I JUST LISTENED TO ROHCELLE FOR THE FIRST TIME TODAY. #Twins

Amanda volunteering to be the victim and Wednesday Addams saying all your life in Addams Family Value

The easiest summation of the Taylor/Charli beef

wearing these 4 records out currently.
whatcha y’all listening to?

Krystle Light

Run into*

Anna Wintour posing with Meryl as Miranda Priestly

Me when I’ve into someone dressed as me for Halloween

Let’s do the fucking news

Cristal Lite

Raquel Welch holding crystal light

With Crystal Light on my side, no evil shall prosper

Every few months I check in to see if my hatred for John Mayer's song "Daughters" is still as strong as it was in college and I am happy to report, in these uncertain times, that I still HATE it.

that's how you get over

How can you forget a show that got Wendy Williams to host the reunion?!