Nikki

This clown fire is fully involved. #reptv

Revelator by Daryl Gregory is everything I want in a good southern gothic. It’s fringe horror and madness set against the backdrop of Cades Cove during prohibition. Culty vibes and some religious frat boys you love to hate. Recommend.

These kids are RUINING my Mother’s Day 😒

I’m on Amazon ordering photo albums and record player stands and what century is it again?!

I did not have becoming the last member of my immediate family on my 2025 bingo card but here I am. I’ve buried my dad, my mom, and now my younger brother. It makes me feel lonely in a way I’ve never felt before.

The me that packs for a trip and the me who has to wear those same clothes are two entirely separate people. They don’t live in the same climate, they have distinctly different styles, they don’t even like the same colors. Two totally different people.

“I’ve lived most of this life with you” 💛💛💛

Do you really want to know where I was April 29? Do I really have to tell you how he brought me back to life?

She is like looking in a time mirror.

How can my husband be SO dramatic and yet still technically correct at the same time?

Elle: dad! Why are you working on the weekend?
Keith: bc there is no one else anywhere on the whole planet, who can do what I do

bless 😌

I’m rewatching Golden Girls. References people born after 2K (probably) wouldn’t get: “I can’t even get through with MCI!”

2020 seems so close like I feel like we should be sheltering in place rn.

LinkedIn is where people go to stroke their own egos. I bet not one person who works for or with LI users think nearly as high of them as they do of themselves.

The road to fascism is paved with bitches telling you “it’s not that serious”

Keith: what’s that plant growing there?
Me: might be poke salad.
Keith: you made that word up.
Me: no I swear it’s a thing!
Me: *looks it up* oh yeah I was wrong. It’s not poke salad. It’s a devil’s walking stick.
Keith: …

#southerntalk

idk if I was senile and possibly running out of time as a free man I'd also be running this shit like a fifth-grader playing RollerCoaster Tycoon on coke

YES! My brain works very similarly 📚😴🐌

1x sounds like a record dragging! I go between 1.75 & 2.0. 3 is a little too fast for me rn, but I’m working up to it 🏋️‍♂️

2.00x people are MY PEOPLE 👏🏻

Ok well that sounds* terrifying

*scientists SAY it’s not as bad as it sounds, but I’m kinda hoping it is

I realize this is probably an April’s fools joke but the puns are VALID 👏🏻

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Image is a screenshot of an article by Naomi Dinmore regarding sheep and quantum entanglement. The article includes several punny references including use of the term “ram”ifications, shear, and baa. The best part, however, is that the leader of the HERD collaboration is named Mary Little.

Naomi Dinmore out here doing the lord’s work with their article about Mary Little’s lambs and quantum entanglement ✨

March reads #booksky

i refuse to share my march wrap up until tomorrow because i am still holding out hope that ill finish one more book lmao #booksky

Literally me rn 👏🏻👀📖

My favorite thing about my husband is that, unlike past experiences, he doesn’t love the idea of me, he loves the reality of me. And that kind of love is priceless.

Some days I am Dorothy and some days I am the Wicked Witch. On the hardest days, I have to be both.

People would rather be outraged by a lie than uncomfortable with the truth.

Had to call the mortgage company today. How is it possible for someone to be maliciously helpful. How. Tell me. This is why I avoid calling. Jesus.