Interdimensional Bun of Mystery

Two masc viera sit on stone chairs in Wolor's Echo. They are... *tiny* and can barely see each other over the top of the table

If you've ever wondered how a lalafell feels...

It’s like photos of corn on plastic in an inflatable corn maze on grass. The inflatable parts are yellow and blue. It looks like an AI hall of mirrors but it’s IRL.

New uncanny valley unlocked: inflatable corn maze for urban fall fests.

A filter on the "show recipes that use this material" window that lets me only display things I haven't crafted (and that count for checkmarks). >.>

It's complicated.

I was finishing ARR at HW's launch but hadn't *quite* finished it yet. I played StB at launch so maybe StB? But I took a break before ShB launched, started ShB a bit after launch. Took a break after 5.2, had to do CT before I could finish ShB. And played EW and DT at launch.

We've survived to WoLship Saturday.

Please imagine them waking up together after collapsing exhausted into each other's arms. The press of face into ear or hair or the crook of the neck. Taking comfort in the warmth of closeness.

Let them bask in that.

Or don't.

I ain't ya mom.

This sounds like the premise of a horror game. Like you get with 10 feet of an enemy and they turn and smile at you

Yes Plz (not that I am playing anymore, but the concept of void elf druids has me like <chewing my hands>)

Yessssss.

As far as things have been going, I am okay with a little carnivorous death ball as the alternative.

various hands paintings on one page

When you simp character so much, you make a study of his gloved hands ahhh
#art #dndart

BB alts usually have Gridania as a free port, Limsa as home, and then use the airship from either to do the "Gold Saucer to Uldah" trip for free travel to Uldah that way. Or use Waking Sands teleport tickets (depending on where/when I am going to). If/when they are past HW it is based on Expac. 🧵🪦

On my main:
Gridania is home.
S9 is free.
Tuliyollal is reduced.
Radz is reduced

I feel like I am missing one...

I usually switch things up with expacs based on tport cost of going to Major Expac Places and/or where I need to go for poetics dumping purposes (currently Radz). 🧵

IT IS TIME!

The bean cap is stupid-cute on Viera just perched there between their ears. I am so glad the hat changes didn't "fix" that one.

tried painting the bunny :)

The video game character design meme with extreme variation in body type among male orcs, trolls, and demons, but the female version of each species is just a differently colored woman in a bikini

every straight fitness influencer couple

😈 You are not bound by the Hays code. 😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who are not punished by the narrative by the end of the story. 😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who win. 😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who make evil look fun and cool. 😈 You are allowed to make your fun, cool evil character the protagonist. 😈 You are allowed to glorify, romanticize and eroticize evil characters and villainous acts. 😈 You are not obligated to teach your audience a moral lesson.

seems like a necessary post

😭😭😭

Groceries!
🍡🧅🧄🍇

#Art | #FFXIV

sent to the shadow realm for being impolite

You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.

And, like, people are allowed to play with "What ifs" without it being fetishizing? Even in smut? I just... ugh. I would say the puriteens are at it again but these are grown ass men thinking they can dictate what other people can and can't see (while having their own stash for themselves).

Makes you wonder if the TrashProcesser thought Tyrande was a twink and so it was gay hugging. Like there is nothing explicit in that anywhere what the shit.

Ahhh these are so heckin cute!!!

I did finally give in and download it (and it is that version of the ads in the game!) because sometimes you just wanna blow up blocks and your other games aren't giving you the good ads. >.>

look... it is a relaxing game...

Me when I don't like a story ending but I have the power to write fanfic

I feel like Mira has learned over the course of gleaning how to pick locks and defeat puzzle-traps.

Piper probably uses shadow/void magic to pick locks.

I don't know that anyone else can?🧵🪦

Tweezle probably has several gizmos to use to pick different kinds of locks (magic, mundane, magitek...)

Emmet can, but they will never admit to it.

Veracity can (and might have been who taught Dangerbun in the first place).

Broodyboi can, but is more likely to break a door down.

Liir can.🧵

Dangerbun can pick a lock if she has the tools to do so.

Smolcat carries lockpicks; Thancred taught her to pick locks (for those times that the brass blades drag her in for fighting in a bar/the streets), though depending on the door she might just break it down rather than pick the lock.🧵