Luna Priamos

@wordpress.com Disputing a fraudulent charge on my bank account wasn't on my to-do list today, and yet I was forced to do it anyway. Maybe your to-do list needs some additions, like learning to not auto-charge someone who never authorized auto-pay and isn't even the named customer on the account🖕

Ooooooh 😍

For Valentine's Day this year I got my first stalker letter in the mail.

In case anyone was still fumbling for their cliff notes:

Ew. Had to log in to my health portal to correct my PCP, they tried to assign me a man 🤢 (all fixed now).

Accepting a reality that has not yet come to pass is compliance in advance. Or delusion. Either way it's a bad look on you, you're much too pretty to be a boot licker.

Complying in advance is not a flex

I was busy happily moving out of my IG account and working on finding everyone on different platforms, until I ran into the account of a friend who passed and who I will never find on another platform so I think I'll just put my pajamas back on

Can it really be considered finding out if you already knew better?

I found the audiobook more accessible than print, and it reminds me of Lord of the Rings in the sense that you have to wade through a lot of language, but it is worth the labor if you don't get fed up.

Phantom was originally written by a journalist who knew how to move a story along and was actually trying to entertain; Les Mis is for the masochists.

Was dealing with punctuation placement not part of the job description or something?

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So much of my friend group relies on Meta apps to sustain any social contact, and I've hated feeling trapped by this apathy for ages. If this is the year I lose this friend group by metaphorically walking out of the room, I think I'm at peace with that.

I have successfully used it in a helpful way once, and I still did 90% of the work getting the answer I wanted 😂

I often have to remind myself that creation is iteration

First make it exist
Then make it good
Then make it unique

You can’t expect yourself to roll all steps into one

I took a cat-going-to-the-airport dose of gabapentin, but the stuff... it keeps happening...

We've seen the zombie movies; I'm not taking my crosshairs off of it

Even if Tiktok comes back, I've read/watched enough necromancy and zombie tropes to know what to do; it might look like the thing I loved, but it's in my best interest to give it a double tap and burn the corpse.

Is that supposed to be a smile or is he just grimacing around the stick in his butt?

Tiktok got Thanos snapped so hard that the screen-time data was surgically removed from my iOS screen-time report. Allegedly, my most used app last week was Watch Duty.

I still remember the time spent, even if my phone doesn't. Worth every second.

Yay, just blocked my first person on this platform! It's like getting a new sword bloody 😈

I did think that one was cute when it was fresh out of the packaging, but staleness set in quick

Yes, and? The point is no longer to service our personal needs by having an app to use, the point is in showing that we are perfectly capable of playing social app leap frog in the name of free speech and community for however long the opposition wants to embarrass themselves.

Almost crashed out leaving more voicemails for Tom Cotton, but I actually feel a lot better knowing all five of his mailboxes are completely full 😄

I have to make a list and buy groceries, and I have to actually pay attention to what I need, I can't just do my autopilot "buy everything because I ate myself down to nothing" because I'm just out of a few things too important to procrastinate

I had been making peace with sending Tiktok over the rainbow bridge; I don't think I can stand to see her lobotomized.

I finally realized what bugs me about the TikTok notice: it’s not that Trump may save it, it’s the ‘we need his permission’ vibe. It feels very Handmaid’s Tale. I don’t need permission to post on a social platform. TikTok, you’re starting to feel like a bad place. Never OfTrump

He did the same exact thing with his tax plan booby trap that everyone fell for

Of all the tiny minor problems to have, not being able to use a straw for the past two weeks has been more obnoxious than I anticipated.