Femboy Jakarta Method

YOU THINK THIS IS BAD

THIS CHICANERY

IT MASTURBATED AT THE TOYOTA DECEMBER TO REMEMBER SALES EVENT

So do I tbh

DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR A HOTEL TO MAINTAIN A FOUR STAR OUT OF FIVE RATING?

IN THIS ECONOMY?

If the only way to stop Hitler was to eat Hitler would you eat Hitler

YOU'RE RIGHT AND SHOULD SAY IT LOUDER

people just wanted another AM so the reviews sucked but TBHAC is alex turner’s masterwork and i will stand by that til i die

Doofenshmirtz was doomed to fail. he never learned to parry the platypus

Hate women and wanted to prove I could do it better as a boy 🙂‍↕️

A sort of Darth Vader's chair situation but my respirator is filled with poppers and DMT and the inside is panoramic screen of porn with I'm hooked up to a machine jerking me off to the beat of Mambo No. 5 by Lou Bega

Fucking scathing goddamn

remember when trump was AG of california & threw the whole weight of the state prosecutory office into screwing with trans inmates as incarcerations soared (disproportionately affecting black, brown, and disabled ppl, hence disproportionately affecting queer people) and v-coding got worse and worse

Q: What is the plot? A: Two men have a steamy sexual affair despite not being vampires or elf nobility or anything.

What To Know About ‘Heated Rivalry’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-heated-rivalry/

Lust for life by girls oh i wish i had a boy friend

I thought you wrote honadays and almost fucking died

No it's fine

It's fine don't worry about it

I don't care, I guess I'm just gonna forever be known as the boy who's girlfriend jacked off in the showroom at the Toyota December to Remember Sales Event

No yea I feel great

I'm so glad I dropped out of school to U-Haul with you

Yea you got me

Bro "Kiss Me" by Sixpence None the Richer is such a fucking banger bro this shit gets me so fucking pumped

He’s HOME SAFE! Thank you for all the support everyone, we still need help paying off the veterinary emergency bill but he is safe and will be healthy soon <3

Square red jasper stone inlaid in silver on a silver toned beaded choker with round picasso jasper beads in red and greens, and two heart-shaped faux pearl beads. The closure is a silver toned toggle clasp.

Might auction off some handmade jewelry to cf for emergency vet bills, if anyones interested? This choker is picasso jasper beads and a reclaimed pendant from the thrift store. The piece has a 19” circumference but I will happily extend it for free if that doesn’t fit your neck comfortably :)

Like... straight creatine in water

Head hort :(

Ugg

If what the Prime series is doing can be described as "sucking off the galactic federation" then it's also fair to say it's the toothiest, driest, suckjob this side of a fucking Costco bathroom at 11pm

They're not even making them look good, nor cool

Or doing anything worth while with the lore

Okay see it's that word you said right there

Companions

Excuse me but what the fuck does that mean

I'm not playing it because of that fucking soyjak

Also I don't have a switch

But mostly because of the soyjak