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when you're mean to me, this is who you're being mean to

What's that last one?

as steve goodman said, it ain't hard to get along with somebody else's troubles

they say trump touch the money that's why it's quiet

Frankly it's despicable that straight men can steal thousands of (no cash value) chips from hard working gay men. Bring back woke.

Won at gay bar poker last night. Also won 5 free shots by winning hands I went all in on. I'm very sick this morning.

President Rayne announces his 'Liberation Day' tariffs.

A cookbook titled, "CTA Heatlamp Cookbook" is on a wooden table. The cover of the book pictures three rotisserie chickens spinning under a platform heater.

Discover hundreds of delicious recipes to try out on your next commute with your very own CTA cookbook!

so cute!!!!!!

Drew a metro train on a tiny sticky note today.

6 months later

[waltz] mission is a go, bombing venezuelan fleet begins in 12 hours

[jd vance] did you make sure to cc greenberg on this? LOL

Aux Barricades!

From what I can tell in the trailers they don't explain very much at all. You'll probably want to read the entire Minecraft wiki beforehand

this is an excerpt from 'Is Paris Burning?' btw

my commandant told me that a sniper keeps shooting the men assigned to the machinegun covering the mairie so i asked how many men he has assigned and he said three so i said it sounds like he's just feeding men to the sniper and his unteroffizer started crying

Oh, this bit is good too.

YouTube video by figgage horses

Just be careful. You never know what could be lurking down there. youtu.be/HiWe8c5SbGY?...

Purchased Defeat at Sea recently, covering WW2 from the perspective of the German navy.

Here's an excerpt that made me laugh. For context, this was said as 3 German attack boats faced off against the D-Day invasion fleet of several hundred ships.

I'd enlist immediately. The Union Pacific runs through my neighborhood and I'll KILL to keep it that way.

It's a Gilbert & Sullivan sort of week.

It was rather scrumptious if I do say so myself.

Cevapcici I got from a Vietnamese and 'Jugoslavian' restaurant yesterday

The Austrians are in Versailles, the Cossacks are watering their horses in the Siene, and what you want to know is how this email finds me?

Well he's no David Hemmings as Capt. Nolan but I do see it. What show is this from?

Lol I quoted "Drive the first stake, and they'll never make you pull it up" on Twitter and had people hounding me over it. It's like, I'm not endorsing the practice, but it's true!

It took 11 months to the day (primarily due to multiple school related books interceding), but I have FINALLY finished The Power Broker.

Slowly but surely, I'll stop incessantly referencing it at every opportunity.

BEER!!!!!!!!!!!

We've been on Everon for all of ten seconds

Strangely I much prefer different recordings of Fiddler & Music Man but these are the ones on the board today.

Another 5x5 Friday