Mapes

Hit a game winner won the championship and finals mvp

wow they rushed this shit out QUICK on the jersey shore boardwalk

what sorcery is this

is she the basketball player

it’s pronounced morale

i wanna see the one guys face on the purple guys body

two different friends trying to get me to schedule a haircut, two different approaches

Grok was posting sexually harassing tweets about X CEO, Linda Yaccarino and a few hours later, she was out.

why are you reading the 2020 report on DHS’s crisis of morale?

UPDATE: Sadly we have to reschedule this event due to a conflict, please keep an eye out for the new date and location

i can’t tell if i’m getting a little sick or if it is simply 90 degrees

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what are you trying to tell me jesse

yesterday i made the mistake of telling my 5yo i was thinking of cutting my hair short and she flipped out. and today this morning while i was getting ready she burst into the bathroom to tell me my hair is beautiful and not to cut my hair. this feels like a lot of pressure :/

A brick house adorned with a furry Pride flag, a "Trump Won" flag, and a rainbow American flag.

The most rancidest of vibes

omg this isn’t real

this pause screen ad during a true crime documentary 😙🤌

i keep getting stress dreams about having to move to new jersey ??

i should have replied to this when you posted it

one thing about me is i can’t help being charmed by graphic tees despite years of cbt interventions

what on earth..

another clip i found from an old video i made—this one is about bad roommates

so i was going through my old unlisted videos on my yt account and discovered this rejected final scene i made for “and infomercial for a device that turns things into wes anderson movies”. it’s a rough cut but it still made me laugh

hell yeah leah <3

tangled in bedsheets, nude and well-fucked, she asked him to turn up the podcast

“turn up the podcast”

also pinning this to remind myself i own a bolo tie, no need to order yet another bolo tie, locate the bolo tie you already own mapes

pinning to remind myself to dress like this occasionally bc i look hot

i think the biggest change in my sensibilities as a reader now vs when i was a kid is tolerance for lengthy denouement. back then i would feel cheated if it was too short. nowadays if it’s more than a couple pages im like oh my gaaawd who gives a shit just end