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Given the right’s penchant for protecting pedophiles I believe this may be due to a massive evangelical misunderstanding of Matthew 19:14

I noticed traffic still sucks. Did something happen with the rapture? Lower attendance than anticipated?

Pretty quick on the draw for wanting to gas people Jesse. Almost like it’s the solution you’ve been waiting for…

We’re replacing Tylenol with another medication made for livestock?

Watch your back melatonin. I hear ketamine is gaining popularity to treat insomnia.

Wait. There’s ANOTHER rapture happening? Apparently it starts tomorrow.

It’s already tomorrow in Australia. Anyone from down under left behind and willing to give us an update?

I just realized Flovent smells just like that shitty bootleg playdough they used to sell in the 80s.

Without a doubt. This boy is a hero. Very seldom does one find a friend of such incredible character

👇👇

Why do they all come out of the woodwork on the day a Nazi dies?

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Everyone hop in. Doesn’t work if nobody participates.

Clinton was impeached for getting a BJ behind closed doors yet Trump just televised himself receiving several blowjobs from his sycophants.

Does a duck with a boner drag weeds?

I will continue to post this until every Nazi in this nation is dead. Her blood is on your hands.

11-Year-Old Texas Girl Bullied Over Family's Immigration Status Takes Her Own Life A sixth grade girl took her life after classmates bullied her over her family's immigration status and threatened to contact ICE to deport her parents.

Her name was Jocelynn. Anyone that supports Trump has her blood on their hands. An unspeakable tragedy because someone wanted a better life for their little girl.

The cruelty is the point.

Californias a rich state…maybe it’s time to step into those loopholes.

The rest of the world is going to finish building Trumps wall, only to quarantine the US from the rest as they progress without us

Gotta read fantasy to find out if dragons can be killed.

The states with zero bans are…surprising. One in particular.

We’ve been warned many times. Heeding warnings is not our strong suit as a species.

Birds of a feather

A second health bar and his final form?

He looks like he keeps his victims cocooned in cotton candy

This is absolute truth. Add in I've read the Book of Mormon & done a little bit of Jehovah Witness readings. I'm not being arrogant when I tell Bible thumpers that I probably know their book BETTER than them..I'm WARNING THEM to not TEST ME🤷‍♀️

The biggest ovation Trump will ever receive he won’t even be present for.

@jd-vance-1.bsky.social Did you do it?

Sign the Petition Urge France to Reclaim the Statue of Liberty

If you love her then it’s time to let her go. Let Lady Liberty be free once again.

We should start a petition to get France to repossess the Statue of Liberty.

Yes we did. We knew exactly what was going to happen. DOGE was never more than a data collection scheme to throw every single American under the bus and then hang us out to dry.

Hang on, let me get my boots on first