Adam V Massimiano

Q: how many Simpsons video games can appear on the back of a 1992 Electronics Boutique game catalog? A: a lot! (The full thing: https://archive.gamehistory.org/item/3e598ac1-b4bc-4f66-a8ba-6463d78782c1 .)

Time to Pokémon Go to the polls……

OCT 31 NOV 1

Or, if you’re my dad, whisper “oh shit” under your breath

Delighted to learn that people do in fact gasp at the ending of Hadestown

A picture of Jennifer Lawrence with the caption Jennifer Lawrence regrets everything she's ever said or dond

Me too, babe. Me too.

Pretend this is my costume because I spent all my sewing energy this month on it

Why Pokemon's First Live-Action Movie Features Detective Pikachu Instead of Ash Ketchum - IGN The director and stars of Pokemon: Detective Pikachu reveal why the movie doesn't feature Ash, why Ryan Reynolds was the perfect casting choice, and how lifelike the Pokemon will look.

Apparently The Pokemon Company pitched a Detective Pikachu movie to Legendary because they didn't want Another Pokemon movie starring Ash. It probably also helped that the detective story maps to a single movie than a main game's story would www.ign.com/articles/201...

Square Enix shared new Kingdom Hearts Halloween art made by Tetsuya Nomura!

Semi-rendered painting of a collared teenager wearing a Nine Inch Nails Pretty Hate Machine t-shirt and holding a skull. They're doing a vaguely Jesus-y pose and their face is entirely obscured by a bright shining light. The background is a mass of red and purple that looks vaguely like intestines.

happy three years of hole! time sure flies when you're torturing teenagers and farming emotionally scarred adults (you should read it holecomic.rip)

Grokipedia is like all the drawbacks of AI concentrated in pure form in a way most people will brush off as 'but it's so impressive!'
I give you the entry on Monoco:
grokipedia.com/page/Monoco

The summary is about industrial supplier. Everything else is about a video game character of the same name

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Periodic reminder for #Animorphs fans: There are great audiobook versions of the entire series, including the Megamorphs and Chronicles books. The cast of narrators did such a wonderful job bringing these stories to life. 💚🦎

Here's the series page on @libro.fm:

Illustration of a hunky man being squeezed out of a toothpaste tube onto a toothbrush. Girl, I can’t explain it better.

Every once in a while I feel a little adrift—until I remember to check the extremely normal covers of My Life, My Way, a Japanese gay magazine published from 1977-1982.

this joke would be better if that was actually in the setlist

The Only Heartbreaker feels good in a place like this

oh i just know the retro cartoon block on cartoon network hated to see me coming on a sick day

Bette Davis Legendary Actress "I think without doubt that video- games are absolutely horrendous. Mentally they're horrendous. I think it's better that families play real games together. Checkers. Scrabble. Monopoly I think it's ridiculous to try and play those games or others like them on a TV screen. If I were bringing up children today I wouldn't allow it. I think it's terrible on their eyes; I don't think the next generation of people are going to have any vision! Half the time they're in there playing those games they should be outside playing other things. Or reading books. I've heard that people think they are therapy: come on. Let's have aggression with one another and get it out of our systems." In Videogaming Illustrated, Number 3, Dec 1982

The @gamehistoryorg.bsky.social library is so good

I saw a comment on the IGN review that gave it an 8 that I think sums up my feelings
Base gameplay is great, but held back by some presentation issues, but those issues aren’t so awful as to bring everything down

screenshot from pokemon legends z-a showing me sitting at a food truck/cafe with a giant shiny tyranitar. she does not have her own cup of tea but is delighted to be included

legends z-a is the only pokemon game where i can enjoy a cup of tea at a cafe with my giant shiny tyranitar daughter, which makes it the best by default

Last year I reimagined the work of 30+ artists to feature Moe Syzslak. Recreating famous painting was a fun challenge! I’m gonna share some of my favourites the rest of this month.

Here’s Claude Moe-net.

dagger is in front of cloak putting forth a ray of light. cloak is behind her with his cloak unfurling to reveal the darkness inside. behind them is a silhouette of a cityscape with a shimmering star at the top of one of the buildings.

us against the world! ✨

I'm having fun with it! I think even Metacritic averages it around Legends Arceus and Scarlet/Violet. (there is a definitely Very Vocal contingent that just, like, Hates Pokemon Now that is probably skewing a lot of online chatter on it)

Photo of a giant stuffed Worm On A String

Amazing incredible photo of me with the giant Worm On A String draped on my shoulder

Don’t talk to me or my son ever again

black materia...

#art #finalfantasyVII

It’s always wild seeing Toby Fox in these things because I’m always like “Toby Fox?????? From The Baby Is You???????”

remember that time a guy yelled funny and his presidential campaign like immediately ended

Oh the Xenomorph Monster High doll has breached containment
It is going to be hell trying to get her I fear

and that next guy is tetsuya nomura writing the next kingdom hearts game

Photo of a giant stuffed Worm On A String

Amazing incredible photo of me with the giant Worm On A String draped on my shoulder

Don’t talk to me or my son ever again

The best levels are China, France, What If San Francisco Was Japanese, and France Again