Adam V Massimiano

Poster for 'Crime 101' with Chris Hemsworth, Mark Ruffalo, Barry Keoghan and Halle Berry, and the tagline "One Heist Connects Them All"

excuse me? EXCUSE ME!? cinema has already taught me what "connects them all" and it sure as hell isn't "one heist"

I went into my Azumanga Daioh Blu-Rays and ripped The Thing. You're welcome.

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

10 pm bedtime total cultural victory

The game you are about to play is a product of its time. It may depict the PS3, which was commonplace in society. These depictions were wrong then and are wrong today.

a woman in a blue kimono with flowers in her hair is standing in a crowd of women . ALT: a woman in a blue kimono with flowers in her hair is standing in a crowd of women .

like every state of play lmao

Hey, did you guys see there was an issue of Harmony up on Yahoo auctions recently? I wonder what happened to it...

(spoiler: I bought it, scans in this thread)

jenna maroney

sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young

Photo of Lady Gaga singing with Jigglypuff, who is evidently her favorite Pokémon

*Lady Gaga voice* Jigglypuff

the all time greatest me and who

Title: "Unprepared for a Regrettable Luncheon! (With apologies to Kelly)" In the visual style of famed The Onion cartoonist Stan Kelly, Superintendent Chalmers is having lunch with Principal Skinner, who is menacingly placing a tray of hamburgers and fries upon the table, which greatly upsets Chalmers. Beneath one of the hamburgers is a wrapper bearing the text "Obviously grilled fast food". Chalmers [labelled as "Disappointed guests"]: "B-but... I thought we were having steamed CLAMS!!" Skinner [labelled as "Isometric exercising* odd fellows" - the asterisk refers to a footnote reading "Latest fad"]: "Oh, no, I made STEAMED HAMS™®! ©1996 Skinner family All rights reserved" From within the clouds of smoke billowing from Skinner's kitchen (wherein an American flag can be seen burning) three heavenly beings gaze upon the scene disapprovingly: A pig labelled "Actual hams", Krusty the clown, labelled "Hard-working patent-holders", and a teenaged fry-cook labelled "Ignored sandwich artists". Lady Liberty peeks in the door and sheds a sad tear at this woeful scene. Kelly's obligatory artist cameo has him disgruntledly commenting "Seymour-a bore-e-malice."

Steamed Hams but it's a Kelly comic

(Yup that's right I still make "Steamed Hams but..." memes)
#simpsons #kelly #steamedhams

Playing that Animorphs game with the absolutely insane soundtrack

Omg do you think Kamala is gonna show up at the Nintendo Direct??

all these 80s ip revivals via video games and we still don't have a really overdramatic Jem visual novel with obligatory multiple routes via time travel

i love gay hockey show but i cannot support "tuna melt". that goes against everything i believe in (i don't like fish)

Oh my god digimon adventures Butterfly started playing and im so high what the hell am I gonna do with all these feelings

Soul of Sovereignty Prelude by ggdg a tale of deadly kindness and selfish virtue

what if you could kill god and recreate the world. what if you watched the sweetest nicest single dad slowly become sephiroth. what if a printer put a gun to your head. what if "now neither of us will be virgins" were a devastating plot point. what if you read peak........ gigidigi.itch.io/soulsov

who would win: 40 billion dollar metaverse, or "Mii 2 (now with pronouns and gay)"

This Rocky Horror cast is nuts.

Well, we finally got some yaoi but I don't think it's the one people are asking for

Which buttons should I use on this shirt

antique mall prices are wild because if you are truly desperate to get that you can get it half that price (including shipping) on ebay.
see also: everyone selling Extremely Rare Hard To Find Holiday Barbies for like 50+ when they are extremely common and easy to find for like. 10 bucks.

“Protect queer art” and the queer art is thirst traps with pseudo philosophical captions

“I asked chatgpt” well I’ve consulted with the judges, but the final decision is mine to make

Exclusive: Dark Horse’s ‘Did You Hear About Mimi Green?’ turns cancel culture into surreal horror Dark Horse reveals 'Did You Hear About Mimi Green?' a chilling new horror miniseries where a viral scandal leads to a wellness retreat that punishes vanity, and may not let its guests leave alive.

EXCLUSIVE 🚨 @darkhorse.com unveils Did You Hear About Mimi Green?, a new #horror miniseries that weaponizes wellness culture, cancel culture, and celebrity obsession.

From @connorgoldsmith.bsky.social & @joshcornillon.bsky.social, issue #1 hits May 27, 2026. 😱📚
#comicsky
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flower that picassos you

Kris I'm An Air Ride Machine
Lmao

I need this card only so I can put him in my phone case like people do with Kpop idols

Powerful Bidet Blasts Hole Clean Through Man

Powerful Bidet Blasts Hole Clean Through Man