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Two apple news stories, stacked. First one says, “Time to Ditch the COVID-era Judginess” and the second says, “Amtrak rider may have spread measles on train through NJ”

Ahh lol

Never forget you don’t need a mandate to do the right thing.

You can wear a mask and protect others.
You can get boosted.
You can help someone in need.
You can donate to mutual aid.
You can amplify voices different than your own.

Caring about one another IS a form of resistance.

Fascists want us divided, uninformed and sick. A sick, apathetic population won’t put up much of a fight.

Protect your health. Read local independent journalists. Support libraries, community fridges & food banks. Give to mutual aid. Wear a mask.

Strong inclusive communities will save lives

Dang. That's a lot of miles covered.

A ‘garden path sentence’ is a grammatically correct sentence that tricks the reader into misinterpreting it.

The old man the boat.
(The boat is manned by the elderly.)

The prime number the few.
(People who are exceptional are few in number.)

Dupa.

Well caring deeply about politics turned out to be a mistake. Time to instead become emotionally invested in a field where I’ll never be let down: sports

Gritty has pride of place on the fountain

nah you just gotta walk to and from every place you eat

The voice recorder on the jet that crashed in NE Philly likely hadn’t worked for several years, federal investigors say The preliminary report leaves open several unanswered questions about the condition of the medical transport jet that killed all six people aboard and one person on the ground

The preliminary report leaves open several unanswered questions about the condition of the medical transport jet that killed all six people aboard and one person on the ground.

Pile Of Dirty Clothes On Bedroom Floor Starting To Mix With Pile Of Clean Clothes On Bedroom Floor

Pile Of Dirty Clothes On Bedroom Floor Starting To Mix With Pile Of Clean Clothes On Bedroom Floor

every single american: please. i can't go to doctor

republicans: good lol die now lol

democrats: OMG! 😳 We are listening to you! 🤗 From now until March 28, say "Dangerous Donald" to your Alexa or Google Home unit to receive a $15 tax credit for a qualifying emergency room 😱 visit! 💙

Such good ambassadors

Trudeau: I want to speak first directly to the American people… your government has chosen to do this to you. Your government has chosen to put American jobs at risk. They have chosen to raise costs for American consumers on everyday essential items…

Ahh thank you for this!!

A black and white inverted American flag to indicate distress. The flag reads on the stripes: My kingdom is not of this world No one can serve two masters Blessed are the meek Woe to you who are rich Blessed are the poor Love your enemies

As someone who spends a lot time thinking about the values I want to teach my kid (besides PLEASE DON’T EAT DIRT), the thing I keep coming back to is this: I want him to believe that the strongest, bravest thing he can do is give a shit about other people—especially ones who aren’t like him at all.

Cool word choices

This Is Everything I’ll Eat as I Race the Iditarod Musher Quince Mountain is about to embark on his second Iditarod, a long-distance dogsled race across Alaska. He and his dogs will be traveling 1,000 miles over mountains, tundra, sea ice, and parts o...

Q wrote about what he'll eat on the Iditarod trail! www.outsideonline.com/culture/acti...

Annual Passes are an AMAZING deal!!

The "America the Beautiful" pass gets you access to areas managed by:

✅️National Park Service
✅️US Fish & Wildlife Service
✅️US Forest Service
✅️Bureau of Land Management
✅️Bureau of Reclamation
✅️US Army of Corps of Engineers

www.nps.gov/planyourvisi...

A cow with a purple unicorn horn sticking out of its head. The text reads: We are what we choose to be. The cow says, Magic. Choose to be informed. Subscribe for recall emails.

The Cowicorn.

If you want to stand up to fascists, wear a mask.

It’s one of the simplest and easiest things you can do to resist.

It protects your health, while also protecting disabled and marginalized people who are in grave danger from fascist policies.

RESOLVED: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ is so much more expressive and therefore preferable than 🤷

Discuss

what are you giggling at in your dreams, tiny human? 🤗

I was intrigued to begin with but then I read KETTLE COOKED and then it was a done deal

A Beginners Guide to Street Art · Zoom · Luma Come learn the basics of how to do two street art methods: stickering and wheatpasting. We'll cover: Practical how-tos for creating and install stickers and…

People are not getting the messages they need the most. As our government information systems (CDC, NOAA) get dismantled, this is getting worse.

Truth doesn't have a marketing budget, so spreading those messages is up to us.

ONE solution to this, is street art.

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absolutely dying at the report that when the Eagles were asked whether they’d accept an invite to the Trump White House to honor their Super Bowl victory, the answer was a "massive no.”

death to fascism, go Birds 🦅

Photos: ‘Distress flag’ towers over Yosemite as crowds gather to watch firefall Saturday’s protest sought to bring attention to the thousands of federal job cuts made by President Donald Trump’s administration this month.

Source: www.sfchronicle.com/outdoors/art...

signed up h r at o p m dot gov for a few newsletters from random websites just now... and also discovered that people already beat me to it for certain sites 🥲