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A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

😤. I’ve finally done it. Now I can actually play the game! #KirbyAirRiders #Switch2

There's always a Plan B.

#SummerSlam #SethRollins

I forgot to share my fit #DonkeyKongBananza

Kazuchika Okada is the AEW Unified Champion!!!

WOW

#AEWAllIn

Kevin Hart's draftkings ad gets booed at AEW All In every time it airs

The biggest wrong in AEW history has just been RIGHTED.

#AEW #AEWAllIn #AEWAllInTexas

#AEW #AllInTexas

I’m sorry but anyone complaining that Superman is “woke” now is a fake Superman fan who clearly didn’t stick around for the post-credits scene where Superman says a bunch of slurs

The real Epstein client list was the friends we made along the way

I tried, but it reappeared in my room when I woke up. Help

do you guys use the portable handle on your switch 2

Here’s my Nintendo Switch 2 friend code

update:

A shirtless blond man with only one leg stands on the ropes, about to backflip onto the other man, who lays splayed out on the floor next to the prosthetic leg.

Currently at an AEW match where the face (hero) has one leg and the heel (villain) stole his prosthetic and they’re fighting for it. Incredible stuff.

I don’t think GCW should be allowed to exist anymore ngl

PWInsider has reported that Sabu has passed away at 60.

Bro you literally mentioned me in the post

We did this video NINE DAYS AGO.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1v1...

"What makes you more worthy of safety?"

people only become left handed if the mirror baby crawls out when nobody is looking and pushes the normal baby into the mirror dimension. it’s a sign of bad parenting

How is this not an ONN

This was wild. Karrion Kross mixing promo with his real feelings.

Goldberg told him to be a good soldier, and being a good soldier got his time cut, and gets your great ideas shot down because they only want good ideas.

this would’ve made me want to kill myself too

Eddie would be so proud.

#WrestleMania

I’m a big Cha….El Grande Americano fan do I’m happy for his victory

Seth Rollins pins Roman Reigns.

What a match!

#WrestleMania

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