Meta for the Metaphor

“Tell your children who the cowards were.”

We’ll have to wait longer for the true Frankenstein film.

an FBI official says the alleged NBA gambling ring involves the "Toronto Rangers" (not a real team), which doesn't exactly inspire confidence in the quality of their investigation

The Gamblers (flipped), by Hendrick Ter Brugghen, 1623, 📸 by Cameron Browne

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A corn maze is a pun, but we’re not ready to have that conversation.

This statement on the wall at the grocery store seems to be ready to become on-the-nose environmental storytelling after a zombie apocalypse.

Richard Kind? You bet he is.

Richard Scarry? No he ain’t.

feels like we're living through some kind of cultural gas leak

🎵”Who shot that arrow in your throat?
Who missed the crimson apple?”🎶

America has a new favorite fat bear.

Overcoming a broken jaw and an injured paw, Bear 32, also known as ‘Chunk,’ was proclaimed the winner of this year’s “Fat Bear Week.”

Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!

Hey remember when the CDC dropped 6 of the 8 foodborne illnesses from the nationwide monitoring system in July and one of them was listeria? Mentioning for no particular reason www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...

isn't the whole point of copyright that you are opting out of people stealing your work

This is it.

"Justin is my special guy. What a little trooper. Now let me introduce our newest kicker, Justin Herbert Jr."

🎵“Black coat, white shoes, black hat, Cadillac, yeah.
The boy’s a [REDACTED]].”🎶

"experts say"
www.cnn.com/2025/08/11/b...

Far too many Americans believe that ideology only exists on a liberal/conservative spectrum or in the confines of religion.

Misogyny is an ideology. White supremacy is an ideology. And they exist within and beyond the traditional institutions we think of as ideological.

I just presume every un-named white protagonist is Jake Sully. It helps always keep Avatar in my mind and close to my heart.

Two equally good options. Thank you, Kelsey.

🎵"Good eye, [REDACTED]. [REDACTED], you run."🎶

🎵“Someone oughta open up a window!”🎶

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HISTORY MADE 🏆

A’ja Wilson is the 2025 WNBA Kia Most Valuable Player — the first player in league history to win 4 MVPs.

#KiaMVP | #WelcometotheW

99) Perfecting your chocolate chip cookie recipe (the secret ingredient is cardamom)
100) Complete, and total, dissolution (imagine what was redacted)

So, yeah, lots to look forward to!

96) The Dune movies keeping the blockbuster alive (the worm is eternal)
97) The Olympics becoming more known as a breakdancing competition than for any other sport (the worm is eternal)
98) Ubiquitous proverbs losing their meaning, distorting beyond any previous familiarity (the worm is eternal)

93) MLB just starting to show reruns some nights rather than playing new games (a win is a win)
94) Learning the technique to whistle real loud that involves putting your pinkies in your mouth is fake (it’s just movie magic)
95) Autocorrect is adjusted so that it doesn’t change curses (he’ll yeah)

90) The next three-day weekend (differs by location)
91) Raising the roof becoming popular again (never fell out of fashion for some)
92) The U.S. admitting a new state into their union (they still only want 50 states, so the Dakotas are merged together)