Kara

my favorite part of peeling oranges is pulling out the lil butt plug

Hurt people hurt people; hamburger help people hamburger help them

Shazam, but for remembering someone’s name

it feels like every year things get worse. i dread to think what the world will be like in one trillion years

Walk into the club like "What's up? uh, does anyone remember why I came into this room? no? okay but seriously, what did I come into this room for? why do I always do this? was I hungry? maybe, I wanted a glass of water-"

i don’t understand why i can’t draw and do laundry and read a book and work out and watch a show at the same time like is that really so much to ask for??????

the complete emotional rollercoaster of watching your cat look up in awe and wonder at a lit christmas tree only for them to chew and then try to climb it 5 seconds later.

just super casual Thanksgiving day conversation starter 😅

thinking about the time we experienced what i thought was fairly mild turbulence on a flight and people actually clapped when we landed. i thought that was something that just happened in movies.

I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t trust cats.

I made homemade Mac & cheese!!

having sexual intercourse with my first coffee of the day

I have no suggestions, but your tamales look pretty! 🫔

That answer changes frequently. Here lately it’s been French toast though. I forgot how much I love it.

On today’s episode of “What Weird Shit Did My Drunk Brother Text Me In The Middle Of the Night?”:

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What’s the most underrated Thanksgiving food? I will start. Whiskey.

Goodbye, Zipolite. Until next time 😢

@chemistthemenace.bsky.social 🫢🥴

godzilla is so cool and tall

You have me in a real pickle here. Can I be a frog skeleton? Cause I’d choose that. 🐸💀