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So, I still feel absolutely nothing watching The Lion King, but just got emotional watching the 2021 Mortal Kombat Movie?!?

Ugh.

I've reached the age where the barber discreetly shoves the clippers in your ear to shear out the undergrowth during the haircut.

....I'd pet it.

I decided to merge my interests and make a Labubu of Pearl. So far, so good! Metal hand is done, and eventually the visor will be sewn in place. New clothes are the next challenge.... #Cyberpunk #Labubu

They probably will but until then ÀAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Somd fuck has stolen £400 from my bank account, so now my card is locked and my month is ruined.
Fuck.

COMMENCE THE RITUAL

I bought some new fingerless gloves now the weather is getting colder, and they arrived vacuum sealed like freeze dried kippers.

Oooh, im jealous!!

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In a turn of events that will shock nobody, I was not selected for the Rapture.

I take this as further proof that the Far Right Imaginary Friend in the sky is a coward. Any god worth their salt would LOVE to hang out with me.

Remember in the 90's when you wanted 3 dads and you wanted them to be motorcycle riding mice? 🤣

Angels to some. Demons to others.
The box: you opened it, we came.

The entire purpose of my existence:

The Jimmy Kimmel thing isn't really about him. He's fine enough, definitely evolved from his Man Show days.

We fight for Kimmel's show because if we don't, any semblance of free speech is gone. Like, all of it.

That he just so happens to be the face of it is secondary to the principle.

I'm so glad you're ok.

Me: I am the Weyland Yutani of GMs. I may be building better worlds, but one misstep and I will happy watch you get eaten alive by an unspeakable horror from beyond the stars.

My players: ...but can we have sex with it?

What the fuck?

Who designed humans, I swear I just want to talk...

Here's a lovely photo of my horror book The Atrocities. The cover features a hedge maze and a creepy manor house. The book is surrounded by three clay sheet ghosts that I sculpted. Two of the ghosts have animal ears. One is facing the wall, revealing shapely buttocks.

The ghosts want you to read The Atrocities.

us.macmillan.com/books/978125...

So You Found the Queer Chaos Portal Hello there, Queer Fantasy Goblin! You found your way here, which means one of three things. You’re curious about The Aeldstorm Saga. You saw a queer fantasy author yelling on the internet and thought, “This seems healthy and normal.” You clicked something shiny and now you're stuck here. This site is the official home for The Aeldstorm Saga, my queer, arcane-industrial, Norse-inspired fantasy series.

Queer fantasy goblins, assemble. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🧙‍♀️
My new website for The Aeldstorm Saga is live! Lore, maps, art, rants, and updates all in one place. #trans #writer #lgbt #fantasywriter
Take a peek:

There's a strange, dystopian irony in the amount of Disney media that has been squeezed into the Alien: Earth series. I'd like to think that irony is intentional, but I doubt that it is.

For a story: if you get suspended for posting "rest in piss," please let Aftermath know: nathan@aftermath.site

Here's a lovely photo of a plethora of hand-sewn fabric art creatures. There's a watermelon creature with a red face, eight black seed-like eyes, and a wide mouth with five sharp teeth. There's a white ghost trinket bag covered with purple embroidered flowers. She has a gray face, sparkly black eyes and a little frown. There's a strawberry creature with three bulbous green eyes. There's a watermelon ghost, a strawberry ghost bag, and a black creature with sharp teeth. There's a white egg with yellow embroidered flowers and purple eyeshadow and purple lips. All the creatures are sitting on green fur and there's a galaxy print fabric in the background. The watermelon creature and the watermelon ghost are sitting on metal doll chairs.

Here's a lovely photo of the cosmic ghost bag. She's a black ghost with various stars and planets embroidered on her body. There are little white stars, larger white stars, yellow stars, purple stars, a dark purple planet, a light purple planet, a red planet with a yellow ring. She has a gray moon-like face with large sparkly black eyes and a little frown. She's wearing a black fabric witch hat. She's resting on my palm and there's green fur in the background of the pic.

Here's a lovely photo of three fabric art eggs watching the tiny witch homunculus balancing on one foot on a small broom. The eggs are purple, pink and white, and they're covered with embroidered flowers. The eggs have mouths with lip colors that match their flowers. They have two flat teeth poking out of their mouths. The pink egg is wearing a small sun hat. The tiny witch homunculus is green with large sparkly red eyes and a little frown. There's green fur in the background of the photo.

Here's a photo of fabric art creatures with a white fabric background. There's a cute and creepy mothman with a black body and a gray face with twinkly red eyes and sharp teeth. There's a green Kentucky goblin with a lighter green face and large pointy ears. He has twinkly yellow eyes and he's wearing a black party hat covered with red googly eyes and a big red poof at the top. There's also a red death worm with nine cream-colored eyes and sharp teeth. The tiny homunculus witch is sitting on the worm's head. She's very small, with large twinkly red eyes and a green body. She's wearing a small version of the party hat the goblin's wearing.

Hi Bluesky! I just launched my Big Cartel fabric art shop, and I was wondering if you could help spread the word?

All of my creations are designed, hand-sewn, and hand-embroidered by me. Any sales are colossally appreciated.

jeremycreature.bigcartel.com

It's not lost on me in the midst of this eulogizing and memorializing a monster that my home state, Florida, has made it a crime to commemorate or remember the victims of the Pulse massacre.

In America, only some deaths are considered grievable. The rest of us are just "collateral damage."

Same. He was definitely not on my list of people I thought would sign up to that bullshit.

Life is horrible. Here's a stupid little video of me opening a box.
#labubu #popmart #pinforlove

Yeah, that's hit me hard too.

Charlie Kirk Says Gun Deaths ‘Unfortunately’ Worth it to Keep 2nd Amendment

“I think it's worth it. It’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal." - Charlie Kirk

Goodmorniiing
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