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Mary Warwick

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A 2024 runner-up in the Erma’s Got Talent stand-up comedy competition. Rant writer for Lewis Black. Comic. Host. Tall person.

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Last night. It was a dark and stormy night..

30.10.2025 20:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Chris Nakis and I performing at the Penn Area Library. We had fun and so did the audience. Lots of laughter.

26.10.2025 23:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Show time!

25.10.2025 17:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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So watch the video below and get a few laughs; the result of the comedy competition last night is posted. Keller’s Magic and Comedy Club is amazing. Well worth the drive from Pittsburgh. Please follow them on Facebook or anywhere on the socials to see what’s on their calendar of events.

19.10.2025 14:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I went to Aspinwall today and the parking meter took quarters! Never happier.

18.10.2025 00:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Hey kids, mark your calendars. More info later.

14.10.2025 23:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Tonight!

26.09.2025 16:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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City Paper. The people have spoken.

22.09.2025 16:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO???? I’ve marched in the street and have hand written 20 letters to congressmen with no response. The citizenry are powerless

18.09.2025 14:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Finally, some has some balls.

04.09.2025 17:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Very accurate bathroom signage at a restaurant.

23.08.2025 21:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It would be really great if you could help us out.

20.08.2025 20:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Continued remission. Follicular lymphoma no detect.

14.08.2025 20:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As a former college hooper, I’m just glad ANYBODY is watching the WNBA at this point.

13.08.2025 17:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I just hope it doesn’t involve Coldplay.

23.07.2025 20:12 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Rantcast Lewis Black's Rantcast Hosted by Lewis Black Now you can WATCH my Rant⚡Cast on my YouTube Channel! Lewis Black is providing you the opportunity to get whatever the hell is bothering you off your chest...

My rant is on Lewis Black’s podcast this week at the 37 minute mark. It’s six minutes long so settle in. www.lewisblack.com/pages/rantca...

23.07.2025 15:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Every time I watch The Bear, I get the urge to cook with tweezers.

22.07.2025 19:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m starting to wonder if Trump paid off the Coldplay cheaters to distract us from the whole Epstein scandal. I’m so cynical, I cant stand myself.

18.07.2025 21:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Saw Superman yesterday. At times, it looked like Superman was trapped in Hollywood Squares.

13.07.2025 22:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

TELL US WHAT TO DO TO STOP THIS.

10.07.2025 18:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Maga sex offender list is longer than Santa’s.

09.07.2025 17:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Rite Aid about to bite it. Hey kids, semper paratus!

09.07.2025 17:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My husband’s opinion of me.

08.07.2025 16:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Trivia: Colson Whitehead wrote a novel about summering in Sag Harbor while growing up. It was based on his life. Also, Real Housewife Louanne DeLesseps owns a home there, but I’m sure everyone there is sick of her. My .02

08.07.2025 15:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You crushed it in Chautauqua. Have fun in NH.

08.07.2025 15:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What ever happened to Portugal the Man?

07.07.2025 15:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Mac Miller bobblehead giveaway at the Pirate game today. This isn’t a tribute—it’s marketing. There are murals of him around town that truly honor him.

06.07.2025 22:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Independence Day. The original revolutionaries and patriots would be absolutely disgusted at our current government. As am I.

04.07.2025 17:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I love a good Ramona the Pest joke. Great job yesterday. 😘

04.07.2025 13:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Great night! With David Kaye, Mike Bosco, Ty Mac. Follow them on Insta & FB.

07.06.2025 04:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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