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Chris Mello

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Library worker. Mets fan. I write about movies but mostly I just watch them. Pittsburgh

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Here is the segment. Get on it Magic community. Need to see a Casual Magic interview and a Shuffle Up and Play with her stat!

youtu.be/5sg9awJFZ0c?...

08.02.2026 19:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 377    ๐Ÿ” 108    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 22

this is why you should *never* hit someone with an rpg. itโ€™s dangerous, itโ€™s shitty, and itโ€™s wrong

07.02.2026 01:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9544    ๐Ÿ” 1457    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 286    ๐Ÿ“Œ 45

I think Don Lee would be good and not too far outside the realm of possibility

06.02.2026 21:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Takeshi Kitano

06.02.2026 20:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

a friend saw a test screening a couple months ago too iโ€™m distraught

06.02.2026 18:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The problem with so many movies today is that they do not kick ass. More movies should kick ass. They should be like this

06.02.2026 16:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 107    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Bought too many blu-rays in January but had to make one last purchase before the BN Arrow sale ended. Arrived yesterday. Excited to dig in

06.02.2026 15:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Remembering the #cinema I #watched on this #letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched

06.02.2026 14:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The site finally works again

06.02.2026 02:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happyend on Criterion Channel on Tuesday ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ

06.02.2026 00:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I knew about the tow truck wars in Toronto but I did not know that MORE THAN 1 IN 8 bullets fired by guns anywhere in Toronto in the year 2024 were related to tow truck driver turf wars???

And the police force is not just complicit but LEAKING INFO TO HITMEN????

05.02.2026 00:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 324    ๐Ÿ” 108    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17

Top 10 Westerns in no order

The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
Unforgiven
7 Men from Now
Rancho Notorious
Rio Bravo
Sergeant Rutledge
Forty Guns
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
McCabe & Mrs. Miller
The Searchers

05.02.2026 13:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hype & kanye doing enter the void titles in 2011: plagiarism!!!
aidan & charli doing enter the void titles in 2026: wow she's such a cinephile

04.02.2026 20:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I think the way you arrive at a conclusion like โ€œthere are no new movie classicsโ€ is by not talking to enough people who like movies

04.02.2026 20:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Starting a thread of books I finish this year.

1. Train Dreams by Denis Johnson

I listened to some of this on a train but also on a bus and in a pizzeria. Those two things are not trains. Appropriately this book is actually fairly light on locomotives.

04.02.2026 17:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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itโ€™s like that bit from Megalopolis iโ€™m sure

02.02.2026 23:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

exactly! much more blatant homage is celebrated to the point that people cheer any reference to a thing they love. i think things were different in 2000 and if Requiem came out now the reaction to that would be much different

02.02.2026 22:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

like half of American cinema post 1980 is homage but god forbid the influence is your very precious anime

02.02.2026 21:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

weebs are so possessive lol

02.02.2026 21:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œif i ever watch one of those iโ€™ll fast forwardโ€

02.02.2026 16:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

why does my boss know who lav diaz is

02.02.2026 16:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Imagining that the jokes in 7 and 8 were unintentional comedy is really something. I think a lot of writers misidentified The Texas Chain Saw Massacre as the primary influence for RE7 but that game obviously had more Raimi in it

02.02.2026 12:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ใ€Œๅคช้™ฝใ‚’็›—ใ‚“ใ ็”ทใ€ใ€Œ้’ๆ˜ฅใฎๆฎบไบบ่€…ใ€ใฎ้•ท่ฐทๅทๅ’Œๅฝฆ็›ฃ็ฃๆญปๅŽปใ€€๏ผ˜๏ผๆญณใ€€ - ใ‚นใƒใƒผใƒ„ๅ ฑ็Ÿฅ ๆ˜ ็”ปใ€Œๅคช้™ฝใ‚’็›—ใ‚“ใ ็”ทใ€ใง็Ÿฅใ‚‰ใ‚Œใ‚‹ๆ˜ ็”ป็›ฃ็ฃใƒป้•ท่ฐทๅทๅ’Œๅฝฆ๏ผˆใฏใ›ใŒใ‚ใƒปใ‹ใšใฒใ“๏ผ‰ใ•ใ‚“ใŒ๏ผ‘ๆœˆ๏ผ“๏ผ‘ๆ—ฅๅˆๅพŒใ€่ชคๅšฅ๏ผˆใ”ใˆใ‚“๏ผ‰ๆ€ง่‚บ็‚Žใซใ‚ˆใ‚‹ๅคš่‡“ๅ™จไธๅ…จใฎใŸใ‚้ƒฝๅ†…ใฎ็—…้™ขใงๆญปๅŽปใ—ใŸใ“ใจใŒ๏ผ‘ๆ—ฅใ€ๆ˜Žใ‚‰ใ‹ใซใชใฃใŸใ€‚๏ผ˜๏ผๆญณใ ใฃใŸ

The legendary Japanese filmmaker Hasegawa Kazuhiko died on Jan. 31 at age 80. He only directed 2 filmsโ€”The Youth Killer and The Man Who Stole the Sunโ€”but both are celebrated masterpieces that influenced a generation. He was also a member of Director's Company.
hochi.news/articles/202...

01.02.2026 14:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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Best first watches of January

01.02.2026 12:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
31.01.2026 21:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2688    ๐Ÿ” 484    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh shit looks like Michael Mannโ€™s Ali is gonna be at AMC Theatres next Friday as a โ€œFan Faveโ€

30.01.2026 19:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#LastFourWatched

30.01.2026 17:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m watching television again. Saw the first season of Industry, a show that answers the question โ€œwhat if Margin Call was a Nikkatsu Roman Porno?โ€

30.01.2026 02:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Beatles performances ranked by how interested I am in seeing them: Dickinson (could be good and funny) >Keoghan (will be bad and funny) > Mescal (Normal) > Quinn (naptime)

29.01.2026 18:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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