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Chris Mello

@tangiblegary.bsky.social

I’m on bluesky now. Mets, movies, a book or two

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Latest posts by tangiblegary.bsky.social on Bluesky

Woman on a mobility scooter literally zoomed out of the theater during Neon Demon. Then she came back in, yelled something at the screen and left again

02.08.2025 02:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I like Kill Zone better of the two

02.08.2025 02:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s been a week of filling big blindspots #LastFourWatched

01.08.2025 13:40 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

yeah it was called The Auteurs then. And then it became Mubi and was kind of like bad letterboxd (which is why it still has a database of films it doesn’t stream) before letterboxd

01.08.2025 12:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

lets fuckin go baby

31.07.2025 19:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yesterday I finally managed to make satisfactory cacio e pepe. Highlight of my year

30.07.2025 14:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s a really well conceived Fantastic Four movie. Shame they didn’t hire anyone to direct it. So flat!

29.07.2025 01:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sigourney Weaver should have won an Oscar for Avatar: The Way of Water. In a just world there’d be a “repeat?” whisper campaign happening for Fire and Ash

28.07.2025 18:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

John Turturro. Screenwriting picture. Whaddya need, a roadmap?

28.07.2025 14:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He called himself PUFF DADDY he was always corny

27.07.2025 00:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Saw that the Harris is showing Apocalypse Now on the 15th and thought about doubling it with Cloud. But tickets are TWENTY TWO dollars?

26.07.2025 22:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What I get from these people is that they think bombing children is okay as long as they got to have a last meal

26.07.2025 22:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I am sometimes sympathetic to the "better late than never" line of thinking, but if you're telling me that it's only in the last couple of days that you decided that genocide was bad, then you can jus fuck all the way on out of my tent.

26.07.2025 22:12 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Italian exploitation film: the most graphic upsetting violence you’ve ever seen.

Italian exploitation film composers:

25.07.2025 05:41 — 👍 197    🔁 66    💬 3    📌 0
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A ★★★½ review of The Guard from Underground (1992) This early Kurosawa is more adherent to the conventions of its subgenre than his later films but you don't have to squint to see his mature style nearly fully formed. He has always been this good at b...

Filling in Kurosawa blanks ahead of Cloud. The Guard from Underground has so much of what I go to him for, but with a few growing pains. boxd.it/atJwOj

26.07.2025 15:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

maillard reaction

25.07.2025 18:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

#LastFourWatched

25.07.2025 15:12 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Helping a friend in the DC area choose what to see at the AFI Silver on his week off and getting real morose about how we don’t have anything like this in Pittsburgh.

25.07.2025 03:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sick trailer!!

25.07.2025 00:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

hold tight i think we get the sequel in november

25.07.2025 00:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

recognizing Catherine Breillat out in public:

Hey!

I know what you did. LAST SUMMER!

24.07.2025 19:09 — 👍 13    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
The Iron Sheik o @the_ironsheik
HULK HOGAN MAY HAVE BEEN A DUMB SON OF A BITCH IN THE RING BUT OUTSIDE THE RING HE WAS ALSO A DUMB SON OF A BITCH

The Iron Sheik o @the_ironsheik HULK HOGAN MAY HAVE BEEN A DUMB SON OF A BITCH IN THE RING BUT OUTSIDE THE RING HE WAS ALSO A DUMB SON OF A BITCH

24.07.2025 15:57 — 👍 10469    🔁 2877    💬 31    📌 50
24.07.2025 15:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Emptying my pockets for the Sauncho Smilax skin

24.07.2025 14:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cool that after years of hearing that anecdote about PTA dropping out of film school he seems to have made his T2

24.07.2025 14:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

he didn’t mute himself

23.07.2025 22:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Harris date just went up on the Janus site. August 15!

23.07.2025 20:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Got my tickets to see the Avatar 3 trailer tomorrow. They seem to have thrown in some bullshit movie afterwards as a bonus

23.07.2025 19:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Fear I have forgotten how to write

23.07.2025 18:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

no comedy bang bang on that list of 100 is really insane. that’s definitely one of the ten podcasts

23.07.2025 15:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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