HFX

yes, the wheels of justice are slow. agonizingly, excruciatingly slow. and oftentimes they miss or go off the tracks entirely. in fact most of the time. but occasionally, very infrequently, that big wheel of justice delivers theoretical remuneration for a handful of vested business interests

You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).

if you're an older person who finds words like mogg and maxxing annoying, just starting using them. people over the age of 30 have the superpower to end trends by simply adopting them

Science. God's way of telling us he doesn't exist.

Fucking scammers

who called him Jeff Bezos and not Lex Loser

this stuff has really broken me. it's simply astounding that so many people who have been allowed to amass unimaginable wealth are so droolingly stupid, so unmoored from and in fact hostile to any sense of community or social responsibility, and oh by the way they love to constantly rape children

Guys seriously. Is this his actual head size or is everyone photoshopping pics of him just to fuck with me?

i didn't think it was possible to be dumber and less likable than elon musk but we have these fucking nerds trying their best, keep it up losers

Fucking hell.

My socials are being flooded by people jumping on the avatar-slop bandwagon again.

About half if them are by bands(!!) and journalists(!!!)

Your prayer is important to us patreon.com/berkeleymews

A hyena walked into our camp, stole and ate my watch.

My insurance replaced the devoured watch without batting an eyelid. (It was a VERY nice upgrade)

So hyenas rule I guess?

All posts will now be selected to be displayed by an AI enhanced algorithm that increases shareholder and advertiser value.

Gareth L Powell’s Continuance series!

we’re never returning to “normal “

that world is dead and gone

we create a new one, or we live in hell

Remember sitting in history, thinking “If I was alive then, I would’ve…”

You’re alive now. Whatever you’re doing is what you would’ve done.

"Academics literally cannot make genAI go away" we also can't make underage drinking go away and we're not advocating for installing bar carts in every classroom.

Holy shit!

this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.

Oh wow, absolute power corrupted you absolutely? That’s so weird, I got absolute power last year and my subjects say I’ve only gotten wiser and more virtuous

Post from Gaius from tribunate There is a direct correlation between how fake your job is and how much value you see in AI

Tapping the sign

Fuck you @aljazeera.com for using AI slop.

BLOCKED

me: *googling symptoms*

webmd: you’re being murdered

murderer: see i told you

Autosm

That looks like…Southern Africa?

I’m South African, but I loved watching Merv Hughes, David Boone & Dean Jones.

They were my favourite bunch of filthy, chaotic bastards.

I genuinely thought this was an April fools joke. So it’s actually legit?!

I’m reminded of this timeless meme: