Bandito

I will NEVER fucking forgive Australians OR Taco Bell for their failure here in Aus.

Keeping it real, Taco Bell is so much better money-for-value than Zambreros, GYG or any other Mexican place here. They're all marked WAY the hell up for what they offer compared to Taco Bell.

My cat just pissed and shidded and farded on our bed while we were sleeping. Have to go offline for a while 😒 real ones know how to reach me

I wrote "sue" instead of "use" and Google's AI Overview stood on business. Thank god I now know that I can't sue my audio interface, as it does not have legal standing.

They call it Twitter because it's a woman's world. Hey guys, it's Twit-HER, not Twit-HIM?? The ladies are speaking, sit down, shut up, listen and learn.

Sorry y'all, know I said I'd stream but I'm sick as a dog and my head is about to explode k thnx xoxox

Got denied from Kai Cenat's Streamer University. They said I had way too high of a GPA (Giant Penis Award), and it'd skew the grading for everyone else 😔

She thinks this box I found at a pharmacy is the real cat's pajamas. The bees knees. Best things since sliced ham.

Dead by Daylight: Five Nights at Freddy's. Summer 2025.

Zayum, got raided by MisterWiggly while pissing around in Minecraft and had the best numbers my channel ever has.

I shit my pants immediately.

Playing Slay the Spire for the first time on stream in like half an hour! I BETTER SEE YOUR ASS THERE!

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Building my dream home, then solving it's murder? I think? I don't actually know what this game's about. Regardless we're playing Blue Prince on stream! GET YOUR ASS IN HERE NOW!

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So when was someone gonna tell me that Easter is about a guy coming back from the dead? So we just celebrating a zombie? And what's that got do to with chocolate? Shit's NOT adding up

Trying out this Cypher game, I might be too stupid for it but let's see how far we get!

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April has Novocaine, a movie where Jack Quaid witnesses a girl get kidnapped and goes on mission to save her; and Neighbourhood Watch, A MOVIE WHERE HE WITNESSES A GIRL GET KIDNAPPED AND GOES ON A MISSION TO SAVE HER?! Am I the only one noticing this? Am I going fucking nuts?

The funniest shit is when musk fanboys and magats see some shit they don't like on Twitter, and they ask Grok to disprove it only for Grok to be like, "nope, they really are shitty people" and they freak the fuck out; because how dare the AI abomination made by their GOD KING turn on him

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Playing Fused 240 on stream in 30 minutes! A new game by Buckshot Roulette dev @mikeklubnika.bsky.social and @wriks.motorcycles , so you know it's gonna be GOATED

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Now that I'm back to a somewhat consistent stream schedule, thought I'd put a little more work into presentation! Here's a little preview of our new TTS buddy, TV Daniel!

Saw this and to me, this is just regular Peter Griffin... *sigh* I guess my mind is just too dark and fucked up

DiscussingFilm just drops the most absurd ass shit sometimes that I 100% expect to be a joke (especially on April Fool's) but knowing Hollywood execs, is equally likely to be entirely true

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Ya boy's back in the business. Playing more Schedule 1 teehee! Get the FREAK in here!

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I've played a few gooner games, and I'm starting to notice a pattern. Why is there no button to meet the father, look him in the eye, and give him a firm handshake before performing atrocities on his daughter? Really missing a key demographic here, devs

Bought an Early Bird 3-day pass for @paxaus.bsky.social IMMEDIATELY, not making the same mistake and scrambling for 3 single day tickets last second last year

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I'm not in the drug business, I'm in the shitting and farting business... STREAMING SCHEDULE I NOW WOWEE NEW GAME HOLY SMOKES! DON'T MISS IT!

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Oh dude, I actually love having to reinstall Windows entirely just because my OBS audio doesn't want to work! That's actually my FAVOURITE feature!

Attempting to play Skyrim using only my webcam! CAN IT BE DONE?! COME FIND OUT!

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Heading to the shittiest part of the city to fight junkies and drunks in a full set of plate knight armour. Wish me luck!

Sorry fellas, no stream tonight BUT I am making preparations for a pretty rad one tomorrow! Hope to see y'all there!

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Title: Cat
Medium: Chilli flakes and sesame seeds

Commissions open, starting at $450

Fantastic cat. Beautiful feline. Solid 9/10.