pauline value-added consumer incentive

A screenshot of an email from academia.edu proclaiming “Our AI turned your research into an easy to understand analogy.” The research in question is an old conference paper, “Father Sergii’s Apocalypse.” The fine print says if I don’t want them to use AI on my uploaded work I have to opt out.

What the French-fried fuckity fuck?

I emphatically did not opt IN to this and now I have to log in and opt OUT?

When you’ve already done a thing I not only disapprove of, but that also makes literally no sense?

You can’t turn my old paper into an analogy. That’s not how papers or analogies work

Bluesky限定ハロウィンイラスト文字なし版　#にんころ

get equipped with dark living

i genuinely cannot stand actual european elites condescendingly explaining american public opinion to americans. reminds me of when some british lady IRL tried to tell me she understood southerners better than i ever could, a southerner who lives in the south.

maaahaaaaaa, the martian heat-ray, has always been feared for its deadliness... there is an earthling heat-ray inspired by that same martian deadliness

and the ghostly, terrible heat-ray, struck the town

my favorite Kolchack episode

nyoom

gen z punks after seeing one (1) unnecessary sex scene

Richest man in the world killed the poorest children in the world simply because he wanted to

A lot has happened this year but I feel like we should always remind people that this happened followed by him deciding to starve the poorest children in the world simply because he wanted to.

We probably shouldn’t forget about this

all british humour is "what if this person acted in a silly manner and what if john cleese was in a dress"

get equipped with store release

[I post vile smut and transfem perverts fav it]
yes yes, of course, eat the slop my fellow piggies
[transmasc perverts start faving it]
wow... I guess I really am, like, a queer artist... I should apply for a grant...

Things to know for early transition girls.

1. How high up to set your skirt: higher.
2. How high up to set your pony tail: higher.
3. How high to set your standards for healthcare: higher.
4. How high to set your standards for interactions with family and friends: higher.

You must outgrow your past to be able to move forward

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RFK's brain probably taste good af to those worms

If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula

this would fix me

Bunny Hex Maniac 👻✨
#pixelart #pokemon #nintendo

The Merry Widow

Comes complete with: crocodile tears, a GoFundMe campaign, and a publicist on speed dial.

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I still need to raise $84 to get my rent fully paid. My landlord is understanding but he needs it ASAP.

Anything helps, even just a boost!

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Tied Up And Tormented Women's Bodies

BIRDS/HUMBIRD2.GIF

Hope y'all not tired of seeing Morrigan today!