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Cats, dog, guitars, books, cooking, the occasional video game. Depression is my jam. He/Him.

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Even worse, they expect US to do the revolution and then put THEM in charge after a bunch of us die for their slavery-based "utopia" bullshit.

13.02.2026 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm tired of hearing about money in politics. It erases the will of the voters, and avoids responsibility for our own choices.

12.02.2026 17:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yamaha? Nice, whatever she is!

12.02.2026 04:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I have an affection for that basic color scheme in guitars?

12.02.2026 02:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#NationalGuitarDay

Here's the most recent purchase:

12.02.2026 01:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 105    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

STAR WARS WOULD BE BETTER IF THEY LET ZACK SNYDER DIRECT EVERYTHING, AND HENRY CAVILL WAS CAST AS EVERY CHARACTER! LONG LIVE THE SNYDERVERSE!!

ugh

11.02.2026 22:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When we first brought Maddie home, she would jump in my recliner with me like a 50 pound chihuahua. ๐Ÿ˜…

11.02.2026 19:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are they collaborating on a makeup line? Maybe fancy watches?

11.02.2026 17:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Always straight to the personal attacks. At least this one didn't just skip to 'you have pronouns'

11.02.2026 17:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A little, even though she weighs 10x as much as either kitten!

11.02.2026 17:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We're introducing our 9 year old dog to the new kittens, and it is going exactly as well as expected... ๐Ÿ™„

11.02.2026 16:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

New amplifier incoming! Good thing I answered that email...

11.02.2026 16:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I guess I slept too well last night, because I can't sleep at all tonight. I'm tired as hell, but not the least bit sleepy and also in a whole lot of pain.

11.02.2026 06:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nope, but I sure do believe that people are intentionally ignorant because they don't want to take any responsibility for themselves.

11.02.2026 02:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Killing me... don't add letters!!

11.02.2026 01:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why does all the food there always look like shit?

10.02.2026 23:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Quick, rent the movie!

10.02.2026 21:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My dad (79) almost died last summer because he blew off heart attack symptoms. He does everything else mostly right except take his own body seriously when it screams at him.

10.02.2026 21:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We've been trying to get GOP to act like Americans for decades, why would they start now? And how are Democrats to blame for it?

10.02.2026 18:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I used to call this nonsense "Bill and Ted politics"

*Get Eddie Van Halen
*Music Video
*Better Gear
...learn to play? NO!
*GET EDDIE VAN HALEN!!

About as likely as getting any number of Republicans to EVER vote with Democrats on most things

10.02.2026 18:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I got up earlier than my wife for once, so I did all the morning pet feeding stuff. The kittens were so cute begging for food that I might do this more often!

10.02.2026 16:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me too! The vet gave us some calming medicine so the cats take the eye stuff without a fight. I'm on the same medicine so I know it works

10.02.2026 12:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also, Natasha fell asleep in my arms for like 5-6 minutes between rounds of exam room chaos today!

10.02.2026 01:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fun times at the vet today. Thank goodness WE adopted these kittens and not someone else. Turns out both of them could regain a good amount of their vision with the proper medication, but you wouldn't know if you didn't have the $500 to take them to a private vet.

10.02.2026 01:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At the vet again... Kitten needs drugs!

09.02.2026 16:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And just all the lying too!

08.02.2026 17:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Best time in human history to do it! Even the inexpensive ones are often pretty decent quality.

08.02.2026 03:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not that any of them plan on doing any revolutionizing themselves. They plan on sacrificing the rest of us, then running to the penthouses of the oligarchs and taking charge when it is over. Slaver fucks...

08.02.2026 02:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Throw a liver!!

07.02.2026 18:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a little girl is hugging a blue monster from monsters inc ALT: a little girl is hugging a blue monster from monsters inc

Oh no!

07.02.2026 15:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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