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Jeff Culbertson

@jeffculbertson.bsky.social

Sounders, New Pornographers, typography, chips and salsa, in some order.

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I was previously too uninformed to understand this, and I want to go back there.

27.10.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

With friends like these …

24.10.2025 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We're paying for the military that will be used to subjugate us.

02.10.2025 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gotta do the triple crown. Breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

22.07.2025 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly, I want to see him play in person again. Would prefer in Rave Green of course, but I'll take anything. And we will give him an incredible welcome (like we did Ozzie) no matter what.

18.02.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

DO NOT WANT

17.02.2025 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#3 was my first thought. Loved watching him mature as a Sounder. You got a good one Rapids! πŸ’šπŸ’™πŸ©΅

15.02.2025 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Aaaaand Atencio is gone.

15.02.2025 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Dang. I guess I’ll watch some Rapids games now. Always a Sounder. GL Josh!

15.02.2025 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Literally listening to Rhythm of War right now ❀️

14.02.2025 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is my dream. Right role, right price, and the right mindset, this is a no brainer. I want him, and his lovely family, here forever.

08.02.2025 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I watched this the other day and choked up a bit.

07.02.2025 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nouhou already in beginning-of-season form.

05.02.2025 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Your Outie is kind.

24.01.2025 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes! Brennan radicalized me (further) and I wish everyone knew about him.

10.01.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Italian accent: "So under-a the art"

20.12.2024 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Could this be interpreted as hopes for β€œreturn on investment” or did he definitely mean β€œon the field?”

10.12.2024 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Two changes would make the service damn near perfect: Every team has dedicated commentary/color announcers that know the team, that you can choose between during the broadcast, and spread the game times in three slots (afternoon, late afternoon, evening) in each time zoneβ€”so four slots nationwide.

07.12.2024 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I joke, but this is criminal. Can I just send you money? I have no way to play vinyl these days, as beautiful as it is. Maybe more signed posters? I loved that!

29.11.2024 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes but I’m going to listen A LOT. A tuppence for sure.

29.11.2024 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What has trash ever done to deserve this slander!?

14.11.2024 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œEat, shit, and die.” I mean … I guess I plan to.

17.10.2024 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well you are one of two accounts I still log on to that pigsty to read, so I’m personally thrilled by this news! I hope it goes well!

17.10.2024 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is my new favourite Spoonerism

15.09.2024 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A hell of a time for those of us that Knew. Still wistful for those days.

10.02.2024 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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That shadowy place way out there? That is beyond our borders. You must never go there. That is the Big Boy graveyard.

23.01.2024 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1659    πŸ” 444    πŸ’¬ 68    πŸ“Œ 122

a thing that is enraging about this (and so many other of these layoffs) is that profit numbers like this coupled with layoffs at this scale should be an indicator to investors and the market that executives at these companies are all out of ideas and are unable to develop new profit streams

24.01.2024 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 570    πŸ” 119    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 12

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