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@ristophe.bsky.social

Gamer, garderner and general nerd. Lover of most things cooking, plant or video game related. I just try to make people laugh. Wannabe meditation and yoga dude. DMs open to nice folk...๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿป๐Ÿชด๐Ÿง˜โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฌ York, UK www.twitch.tv/ristophe

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Latest posts by ristophe.bsky.social on Bluesky

Yeh we did that

05.08.2025 20:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
My little chuchy face

My little chuchy face

I will destroy the planet using the power of my every being

I will destroy the planet using the power of my every being

We need dinner

05.08.2025 18:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 104    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Woooaaahhh!

05.08.2025 18:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Either. Milk would slightly douse the chilli heat, but thats your choice.

05.08.2025 18:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Porridge with honey and a good whack of tabasco

Trust me

05.08.2025 17:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes! Thats just what i was imagining!

05.08.2025 16:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No free pen. Absolukleh fuminn

05.08.2025 14:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Eek

05.08.2025 14:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ross, he was fit

05.08.2025 14:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have a puzzler in my bag Gary and im not afraid to use it

05.08.2025 14:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And how many gay Lukes are on here? Jeez

05.08.2025 14:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kiss her dad

05.08.2025 14:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Luke and Matthew are bumboys

05.08.2025 14:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ay these look alright Luke. Very intrigued

05.08.2025 14:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Take a Break: Psychic edition is the real gold mine

05.08.2025 14:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can try it next time for sure

05.08.2025 14:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is true.

What would I do without you lads?

05.08.2025 14:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Croatia

05.08.2025 14:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sans red slutty shorts sadly

05.08.2025 14:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks Carwyn. Suns out, pins out

05.08.2025 14:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜˜

05.08.2025 14:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Im not moving till Saturday

05.08.2025 14:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cheers gal

05.08.2025 14:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Its choppy

05.08.2025 14:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We will bring you next time!

05.08.2025 14:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is all getting very sordid.

I hope it lasts

05.08.2025 14:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ive put waaay too much sun cream on

Im like a buttered eel

05.08.2025 14:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Adriatic sea view

Adriatic sea view

Hotel room

Hotel room

4 gay legs crisping in the sun

4 gay legs crisping in the sun

This is just fine

05.08.2025 13:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 102    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cheers mate

05.08.2025 06:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Plane safety

Plane safety

Looks like this is what we do when they play Jess Glynn

05.08.2025 06:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 53    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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