Orion {Obviously}

A black cat swipes at the laces of boots worn by someone in a short black dress kneeling on the ground

Oops forgot about this account

AI written posts have started making me feel literally physically repulsed so FB is officially horrid for my health, Twitter is beyond salvation, and tbh it's worth favoring a platform where I can post my cat photobombing my upskirt pics 🤷

01.02.2026 01:55 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

penance tightens the laces of crow's bodice, while crow leans against a vanity with perfumes and kohl and makeup brushes, looking into a mirror with a grin.

i need your discipline

29.07.2025 23:39 — 👍 2527    🔁 408    💬 16    📌 3

This dude on Grindr hit me up at like 4 am on a Wednesday and offered me an absurd amount of money if I could bring him a roll of toilet paper ASAP, and y'know what?

That was super generous of him way of thanks, I stuck around and let him fuck me for free. Faith in humanity restored 😇

30.07.2025 12:09 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don't have a mind palace, I have a mind bordello.

{It's where I store my dirty thoughts and also my business ideas}

30.07.2025 11:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Depending on your profession, "yeah, I felt like I was drowning from today's workload" can either be highly figurative {like in a corporate setting} or distressingly literal {sex work}.

11.03.2025 23:08 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

You could say I like to spice things up in bed {I leave small sharp objects in it as fun surprise for later 😌}

27.02.2025 06:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wonder if he hasn't Americanized his precious Mar-a-Lago because {someone would've had to have pointed out} it would sound like misquoted support for Palestine, and also just clunky {Sea-to-Lake, vs "from the river to the sea"}?

Pick a lane dude and please deport our language from your tongue ✨

11.02.2025 20:56 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm posed in a non-descript living room on my knees, pants salaciously low, some tasteful under boob showing while my sick af abs take the center of attention, one hand pulling my pants down further from behind & the other with two fingers gently dipped below the waist band-- technically this is a lewd, but it's rather suggestive.

I'm here for a chaotic time, not a filtered or restrained one.

If you're only horny for me when I'm quiet, then you can buy what? 2 minutes of my silence so you can finish 💅 otherwise hey, hello, nice of you to join me. If the empire is falling, then I'm going to be a bit debauched about it.

04.02.2025 15:49 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0