Kara

Happy to take your spare penguins.

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate - we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion - that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain - that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth. Abraham Lincoln November 19, 1863

On this day in 1863 Lincoln gave his Gettysburg Address.

“Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure.”

www.abrahamlincolnonline.org/lincoln/spee...

I'm a big fan of creatures and such.

People love to talk about how awful theater kids are, and they’re not wrong, but let’s be real, debate kids have made this country a lot worse

One last crispy drink out of one of these bad boys would fix me

[Avatar: TLA]
Time jump. The camera pans down to an adult Aang.
He’s played by Vin Diesel.

No animals were harmed during the making of this movie, but we did dress a gerbil up as a magician, which while not technically illegal does seem worth mentioning

Dictionary day is finally here! The first new print M-W in more than 20 years

Understood, whatever you need to do Matt. 💙
Will genuinely miss bantering with you, but shitposting is so much less important than your wellbeing.

My wife doesn’t know about my secret second family (raccoons) that I visit while I’m traveling (in the woods)

Mars?

To hoot... perchance to holler

We get pretty excited about epsom salt around here

so what guilds are you guys trying out for after the collapse

I gave the cats flea meds before going to work.
Here’s hoping the wee buggers haven’t changed the locks by the time I get home. 🤞

I. Need. To. Swing. A. Hammer.

a cartoon of a man giving an ok sign and the word perfection below him Alt: Pacha from Emperor’s New Groove with hands up, one making the ok sign. His eyes are closed.The word PERFECTION is in white at the bottom of the gif.

When an animal goes for a drink and somehow forgets that water is wet.

the only good accent work on earth is old money transatlantic american to make fun of rich people accent

Tonight they buried 2 mice, 1 dragonfly & a mole.

medicinal cheesy potatoes

Surviving lower part of a large fresco surviving on a high wall. It features two full size large doors shown placed above three steps. Columns and decorative panels are painted along the wall to simulate a real interior.

#AdoorableThursday
Doors/not doors in frescos all round the atrium of luxurious #Roman Villa A / Oplontis near Pompeii.
Also called Villa Poppea as it may have belonged to Poppea, second wife of Emperor Nero or her family.
🏺 #archaeology

playing mortal kombat at an arcade in the 90’s would fix me

I’ve been reading over the Bills of Mortality from 1665 (as one does) and the number of deaths noted as being caused by “Teeth” is really adding fuel to the ol’ nightmare fire.

a tweet from 2020: (james bond being beaten up by a goon) GOON: bond you will maintain continuity BOND: Never GOON: the year is 2020 and you're roughly forty five, you were born around 1975 BOND: *spits out blood* i was a sea captain in world war two and i've been to space GOON: you son of a bitch

My last word on the matter

"And James Bond, who did NOT die"

Tohukiro Kawai saintly cats print

Tohukiro Kawai saintly cats print with roses and nun in habit

Tohukiro Kawai saintly cats print being held by a woman in pj k headscarf

We probably all need this right now: Japanese surrealist Tohukiro Kawai’s saintly cats. 🐈 🐱 www.gyokuei.tokyo/globalstore?...

two men are sitting on a couch and one of them is wrapped in a white blanket Alt: The scene from BBCs Sherlock where Sherlock is in a white sheet, John sits to the left. They are in the palace. They both grin and chuckle.

Agreed, there’s no other explanation.
We’re the best detectives on this app.

A photo of a grinning Wayne Rooney cheating a black jacket with white letters spelling “UNIBET.” He has a full beard.

How I wish I could find a photo of Cezanne Jr later in life to see if he too turned a little Brian Blessed-y

Cezanne’s son giving off big marionette vibes here. Or at least a more human looking Jimmy Carr.

Oh yes—small treats, big treats, whatever offerings he can get.