Dave Convery

How long were you workshopping that one

Genuinely surprised it took us this long to reach AI bros reinventing phrenology.

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“I’m in the ‘Hitler sucks’ wing of the Republican Party,” Senator Lindsey Graham, Republican of South Carolina, said over the weekend at the R.J.C. event. “Here’s what I do know: You can sit in a basement with weird people and say weird things. It’s a free country.”

Cool. What would you call the other wing then? www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...

People will be mad at me for saying this, but I think we have to do it. Nothing is more important for the future of this country, and indeed humanity, than the app that makes you schizophrenic and helps you forget how to learn. The juice is worth the squeeze.

A toddler shows you his plan for a seekrit base except he has billions in oil revenues and will have you minced if you don’t build it

this is actually impressive, making up a brand new nobel peace prize replacement is a genuine innovation in bribery

absolutely nobody does corruption like FIFA

lol

Big text at the top says "ok this is what a bunch of sesame street characters would look like without their fur" This is followed by four consecutive drawings that are exactly of that. Grover is a man in his underwear with no ears and large bulbous eyes. A textbox says "this is what you wanted" Cookie monster is a large man with a small head, also in his underwear, with his eyes erupting from the top of his head. An accompanying text box says "you asked for this." Grover is a slouched, pale man with a wide head and wideset eyes, and a nose like a snake, he may be nude but it's unclear, since his waist is off screen. "Your desire for knowledge led you to this point" Elmo is a thin man in underwear, with eyes jutting from the top of his head and a bulbous nose. He has another face coming out of his chest. "ask yourself if you really needed everything answered."

ok this is what a bunch of sesame street characters would look like without their fur

wow it's almost like systematically dismantling the nhs, while making every single aspect of life harder and more stressful, while just ignoring a plague, while deliberately withdrawing support for people with longterm ill health, while

Soviet republic of New York takes first key step towards total communism by publicly owning Andrew Cuomo

I'm not sure but I think I might be the first person in the world to hear "the dog's got into the chicken biriyani and it's on the curtains" being shouted up the stairs while I'm on a teams? x

From BBC news: "Hotel redevelopment plans refused for fifth time" above a photo of a large three storey detached building

Oh wow did you hear about the mysterious fire next week

Warhammer is Precious Moments for people who hate God

As Mamdani nears victory, Democrats worry about national fallout The progressive candidate is on the cusp of a historic mayoral win. And that's adding to unease among Democrats looking for a way back to national power.

The framing of this is hilarious: Democrats deeply worried about the repercussions of a victory
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ok i'll bite. what's iraq

Was it near your office? Because I know a Cliff fan who works there...

even when far rightwingers are having an extremely positive experience on all fronts they’re still able to hallucinate a situation where they’re the victim

It’s just one of the best cold-weather foods

It’s basically Deep Space Nine.

Masque of the Red Death

Halloween Haunted House

Me, a tired-looking man with brown hair and a grey beard in my office, which has red wall and knick-knacks everywhere. On my left shoulder, poking through my shirt, is a much smaller 3d-printed replica of my own head, painted to look like me now.

You know when you have an idea and you just need to exorcise it? Scanned my head, tidied the sculpt in Nomad, printed and painted it. Some technology is actually still fun to experiment with.

Why won’t people talk about slow ghosts?

Because they’re the last taboo.

A drawing of ET waving at us on the cardboard packaging for a 1980s product called "E.T. Punch Balls" As this is a repost of a Feb 2023 tweet of mine, found here https://x.com/DemonTomatoDave/status/1623464715077795840?s=19 , I have taken this photo from the No Context E.T. account who posted it there, and who originally I retweeted.

Never became as popular as "ET Phone Home" did it

Happy Halloween!

People are always asking me in the street - "What bits do you like from the Count Duckula outro?" - so I'm finally breaking my silence and making my feelings known.

#honesty #accountability #halloween

Hi Lisa Nandy! I’m a BAFTA winner from a small town. Instead of asinine questions like this, why not tell us how we can continue to make a living in the eviscerated creative sector over which you notionally preside?

This isn't even the guy and still the AO3 servers are not ready for this.