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Next up. Uncle Clarence argues why he's actually only 3/5 of a person.

Next up. Uncle Clarence argues why he's actually only 3/5 of a person.

Next up. Uncle Clarence argues why he's actually only 3/5 of a person.

Next up. Uncle Clarence argues why he's actually only 3/5 of a person.

This is how MAGA and the media will come to the defense of the pipe bomber. First they stop referring to Jan 6. Instead They say stuff like “almost 5 years ago” and “5 years ago next month”. As if it’s now buried in the deep forgotten past.

BREAKING: Election Advocates Demand Recount in Tennessee They’re questioning how 31,000 additional votes appeared with 99.4% votes counted - and that's not all.

BREAKING: Election Advocates Demand Recount in Tennessee
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I won’t pretend I’m outraged at the 2nd strike on that boat

Im fricking angry at the 1st strike! We have ZERO proof that the boat was running drugs. Certainly it wasn't headed to Florida wih limited fuel. And certainly they were not engaged in combat with us.

This is amazing.

I hear it’s a man

“Is there any of us here who can’t afford food? See? It’s clearly a hoax“

If only it had been some other agency and not the FBI, I would believe they caught the right person.

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MTG’s mugshot is gonna be 🔥

How can they arrest someone Trump already pardoned?

I always suspected MTG was really a man

MTG knew she was walking a tight rope.

US Institute of Peace renamed for Trump after his administration gutted it earlier this year | CNN Politics President Donald Trump’s name has been installed on the building and signage around the US Institute of Peace (USIP) – an independent agency that the administration gutted earlier this year.

Democrats should draft a bill to rename the IRS after Trump as well

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Scott Bessent on the tariff case

SCOTUS win - Tariffs remain

SCOTUS loss - we will ignore the decision and keep the tariffs anyways

Nailed it!

Credit to u/ComplexWrangler1346 on Reddit

Just trying to capitalize on publicity. she could have simply had her lawyer send a letter Instead

I’m sorry - did everyone else get a memo that we’re supposed to give a flying fuck what this monster wants…?

Because I didn’t.

I’m sorry - did everyone else get a memo that we’re supposed to give a flying fuck what this monster wants…?

Because I didn’t.

I don’t blame him. A man can only get so many blowjobs from his sycophant cabinet before he passes out.

I find him as enjoyable as a hot bottle of trucker‘s piss

It’s actually a bit more complex. International companies like Apple for example are subsidizing US tariffs by raising prices throughout Europe and the globe. AirPods 4 are only $69 here but over $120 equivalent in euros

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The feature should identify the country where the royalty payments are being deposited in. VPN will hide everything else.

Results were remarkable. Mind you that in doctor speak only “unremarkable” results are typically a good thing.

“I always loved Trump, this is unfair”: Republican mayor can’t believe he’s facing deportation after 50 years in US Joe Ceballos — a longtime Republican and the mayor of the small Kansas town of Clearwater — is now confronting felony voter fraud charges and the possibility

“If I get deported it would wreck my life”

You know, just this once I’m all for deporting his ass.

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