Amazing Race out of context

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I also try really hard not to express my opinions about how I feel about the racers as people, and just post the clips and let them speak for themselves, so you know I have to have extra hate for them if I'm like, "fuck them." Because fuck them.

I try only to post clips that make them look like shitheads

Do you know how much I hate these two? I hate these two. No, do you know how much I hate these two? I FUCKING HATE THESE TWO

--Babe, let's move here.
--No. ... Not unless they got the Constitution and the Bill of Rights and all that.

#tar #tar30 #amazingrace #bb #bigbrother #realitytv

I think Tyler & Korey were the first example of true unapologetic gay thirst on the show. It's so exhilirating.

We were like, "why did the other teams not pick this guy?" Because he was tall and handsome and his smile... he was everything. #tar #tar28 #amazingrace #realitytv

Older women, whether I'm out on a news story, or I'm at the grocery store... my temperament attracts these older women. We're not talking, like, cougar women. We're talking, like, the cougar women's mother. #tar #tar27 #amazingrace #realitytv

The feelings I get whenever this man is on screen, istg

Oh, ha, that makes much more sense, but i think my brain processed it that way anyway to make it make sense

I was on vacation when this aired, and I watched it and then was in no mood to go out afterwards

We usually see the opposite kind of example--teams attempting to use Spanish in Brazil, for example (intentionally or not)

Ok, weird thing that I only noticed recently. Here, Dave, and not Leo, as the captioning indicates, is speaking Portuguese. They're currently in Seville. I wonder if he had to do missionary work in a Portuguese speaking place or something.

(Also, this is such a stupid task)

Well, actually, he thought it meant "please," but he was at least close

I do think it's amusing also that this is like the only instance of Ron being right about something

--"Who has the hands for slings and arrows?"
--I'll give it a go. I am Native American.

#tar #tar23 #amazingrace #realitytv

oh, oops, it was two days ago

YouTube video by Big Brother Videos Keesha's Birthday [HD] -- [1 of 3] Big Brother [S10E11]

omg today is actually Keesha's birthday

www.youtube.com/watch?v=do0G...

(Correct me if I'm wrong, but this is the first instance of this strategy, right? The Twinnies are strategic geniuses) #tar #tar21 #amazingrace #survivor #realitytv

I haven't had that much salami since high school. #tar #tar20 #amazingrace #realitytv

It's amazing that he had to sit there for this

Here it is. This looks special. Look, there's a special man! #tar #tar18 #amazingrace #realitytv

Colin is actually quite short, maybe 5'7"? But Mirna herself is like 5'1" or something. Charla really throws off the whole scale

Mirna just said Colin is jealous of her and has a napoleon complex and I am speechless. How have I lived so many years not knowing this legend?!

--Why do you live all the way up here?
--Yeah, it's a bit silly.

#tar #tar17 #amazingrace #realitytv

You know what's weird? That dogs speak Spanish. #tar #tar16 #amazingrace #realitytv

He's gonna create a whole new archetype--the sinister deaf kid.

#tar #tar14 #amazingrace #realitytv

Isn't "Prego" a spaghetti sauce?

#tar #tar12 #amazingrace #realitytv

Maybe Rob went wrong! Rob is not Jesus. #tar #tar11 #amazingrace #survivor #realitytv

He liked me, and it was really cool! #tar #tar10 #amazingrace #realitytv