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Chorkmafaw Jimmers Esq.

@chorky.bsky.social

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212 Followers  |  1,559 Following  |  27 Posts  |  Joined: 11.11.2023  |  1.9691

Latest posts by chorky.bsky.social on Bluesky

Ernie Clement's motion is unparalleled right now. It must be studied

02.11.2025 02:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dignity claimed at the expense of the dignity of others will always be undignified.

That being said, sometimes you gotta let a mother fucker know what's what.

13.09.2025 21:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Rockafeller Skate

28.06.2025 19:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you're about to post song lyrics on social media, ask yourself is it worth it? Let me work it. I put my thing down flip it 'n reverse it.

03.04.2025 22:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I think it's obvious Ace Ventura is some sort of deity. He can catch bullets with his teeth, summon animals to his call, and he's perceptive beyond the mortal scope.

But I want to know what mythos he's from and why he remains on earth. Is he a Norse Druid God with amnesia? Who is this being?

08.03.2025 01:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Between Michelle Pfeiffer's Catwoman, and Carrie Anne Moss as Trinity, I'm honestly shocked I didn't grow up to have a leather kink.

28.02.2025 00:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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@spennser.bsky.social todays Games video

22.02.2025 00:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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21.01.2025 02:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@thewheatgerm.bsky.social brother, handily? As in being of a handle? Handedly is what you want 😘

15.01.2025 18:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Someone tell Trump to google "Canada War Crimes 1915“ if he's gonna keep running his mouth with this 51st state bullshit.

We're the reason there's a Geneva Convention, so stay in your fuckin lane bud.

31.12.2024 00:12 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Ozzy Osbourne is just the Tasmanian Devil in slow motion

14.12.2024 18:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So it turns out that the peak of our society was Richard Simmons on Whose Line is it Anyway

06.12.2024 23:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Lando has been referred to the Stewards for failing to slow during yellow flags.

| #F1 #McLaren

01.12.2024 17:14 — 👍 10    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 1

Traffic from Bluesky to @bostonglobe.com is already 3x that of Threads, and we are seeing 4.5x the conversions to paying digital subscribers.

26.11.2024 18:19 — 👍 26759    🔁 3246    💬 386    📌 585

Huge win from @franzanth.bsky.social creating a Content Scraper Blocklist: bsky.app/profile/cont...

It's a blocklist for the kinds of engagement bait accounts that repost stolen content, often with misleading captions.

26.11.2024 04:25 — 👍 13117    🔁 3496    💬 464    📌 257

Says you.

I got a bag of KitKats at home

26.11.2024 03:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Meet my #dnd character Grigori Bonecrusherov

26.11.2024 01:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Channel 4 is free to sign up for if you have a vpn

25.11.2024 22:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Skeeting is staying but
Skyline is still the best verbiage on here though.

25.11.2024 18:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So, when we pitting next? #F1

24.11.2024 06:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Somehow conscious for this #VegasF1 race.

24.11.2024 05:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Note for all #pilots:

Not all water is at sea level.

You'll thank me next time you're trying to do cool shit in your plane

24.11.2024 02:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's almost December and I'm still enjoying Call of Duty. It really is the craziest of times.

23.11.2024 02:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ron White?

22.11.2024 22:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Philosophy is just the biological working to reconcile the non biological

20.11.2024 15:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Still not gonna play Balatro

19.11.2024 02:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Following over a thousand people now. Can't wait to widdle the list down to 11 weird freaks who will dictate my opinions on everything.

18.11.2024 21:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A year later and this app might actually be online.

18.11.2024 21:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The echo of a whisper, is louder than the shout that never was.

11.11.2023 19:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When looking upon the blue sky, one must note it is not grey

11.11.2023 18:19 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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