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Born to write, forced to work in the mathematics-mines. TTRPG Storyteller, Pro-Wrestler (in training), Wargames enthusiast and queer writer. She/They.

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10.02.2026 09:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 388    ๐Ÿ” 97    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
bbc news update reading "Unfortunate typo blamed for wrong date on draft statement about Epstein death"

bbc news update reading "Unfortunate typo blamed for wrong date on draft statement about Epstein death"

Look, I don't want to feed conspiracy theories... But I *do* want to be pedantic.

Did they mean a typo? Because... How exactly do you typo "10" to "9"?

10.02.2026 12:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Waking up, feeling like my headache's subsided. Am I... Feeling better?

*Nasal passages feel like they're constantly full of water and I can't breathe in all the way without sounding like an old-timey cartoon of a run-down car...*

10.02.2026 09:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm about 5 episodes into season 1 so far - Enjoying what I'm seeing but admittedly not sure if it's something that'll last for 5 seasons.

10.02.2026 08:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is incredibly funny to try because even if it *was* true, then it would mean Streeting was defending Mandleson in September for the love of the game.

09.02.2026 19:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 739    ๐Ÿ” 218    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
"No signs of any jeopardy for Starmer for now"

"โ€‹One Labour MP, who is often critical of the prime minister, texts from inside: โ€œIf we could bottle this Keir and show it to the country weโ€™ll walk [the next general election].""

"No signs of any jeopardy for Starmer for now" "โ€‹One Labour MP, who is often critical of the prime minister, texts from inside: โ€œIf we could bottle this Keir and show it to the country weโ€™ll walk [the next general election].""

Man, they *really* underestimate how much the country just fucking hates this guy, huh?

09.02.2026 18:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Curled up on the sofa watching shows I've been meaning to give a try.

Turns out Breaking Bad is quite good!

09.02.2026 14:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

See the Ultramarines Rhino: ยฃ5
Ride the Ultramarines Rhino: Don't.

09.02.2026 10:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Papa Nurgle's got me.

Send tits and lemsip.

09.02.2026 08:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Literally the first scene of Nixon and Winter together she turned to me and said
"oooh, so these two..." *bumping hand gestures*

09.02.2026 01:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Watched episode 1 of Band of Brothers with my fiancรฉe tonight...

.. She wants to watch more!!

08.02.2026 22:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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3 Doors Down lead singer Brad Arnold dies at 47 The Mississippi-born frontman of the popular rock band had announced a stage 4 cancer diagnosis in May 2025.

There's a bunch of millennials right now with an mp3 of "Here Without You" and some free video editing software about to remember their calling.

www.bbc.com/news/article...

08.02.2026 13:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Taking part in a fanfic gift exchange. Fancied doing a little treat alongside my assignment, as one of the requested tags is "wrestlers get lost in their gimmick and go all Black Swan/Perfect Blue".

Decided to do a comedy drabble where Jeff Jarrett just annihilates an open-mic night.

08.02.2026 03:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Another great shot of Val Kilmer in Willow!

02.04.2025 18:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 384    ๐Ÿ” 31    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Loot that drops after defeating me:

- 2D3 cans of energy drink
- 1D6 D10s
- 1D10 D6s
- 3 miniature paint bottles
- 1 Grimoire of black magic
- Just a fucking looooad of porn
- an under-appreciated 90s pro wrestling title belt (you too can be European champion)

07.02.2026 16:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Now that's looking gorgeous!!

07.02.2026 10:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A model of an A7V German WW1 Tank

A model of an A7V German WW1 Tank

Ideas... Ideas... Yes...

06.02.2026 22:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now that's Beautiful!

06.02.2026 22:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I started reading the Dragon scenario in Trench Crusade, and saw one of the concepts being that it's a possessed tank wandering No Man's Land.

So now I'm wondering if I can track down some Great War models of early tanks/landships...

06.02.2026 22:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
William Shatner in a tux, smoking a cigarette, singing:

My love! For you... is...
like a truck. Berserker.
Would... you? Like... to making
fuck... Berserker?!?

William Shatner in a tux, smoking a cigarette, singing: My love! For you... is... like a truck. Berserker. Would... you? Like... to making fuck... Berserker?!?

05.10.2024 12:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 335    ๐Ÿ” 94    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

It's always time for Takoyaki.

05.02.2026 21:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Funnily enough, my weekly W:tA game got called off tonight, so I'm taking that as a cosmic sign that my evening was meant for this video.

05.02.2026 18:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Fanart of Shadow, Rouge and Omega from Sonic the Hedgehog. Shadow is facing sideways looking at the camera, and Rouge is in the air blowing a kiss. Omega is behind them in the shadows with his eyes lit up ominously. "TEAM DARK" is written in the corner. The art is gritty and dark, but also very saturated.

Fanart of Shadow, Rouge and Omega from Sonic the Hedgehog. Shadow is facing sideways looking at the camera, and Rouge is in the air blowing a kiss. Omega is behind them in the shadows with his eyes lit up ominously. "TEAM DARK" is written in the corner. The art is gritty and dark, but also very saturated.

TEAM DARK

18.11.2025 23:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9998    ๐Ÿ” 3719    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 87    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19

Of course, since we're The Ministry of Love, it's the Texas Loverleaf.

03.02.2026 21:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a close up of a woman 's face with blonde hair making a funny face . Alt: a close up of a woman 's face with blonde hair making a funny face .

Mentioned those exact words after the class.

One of the teenagers: "who's Dean Malenko?"

Me:

03.02.2026 21:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
10,000 SWORDS AGAINST HEAVEN, ALL THE PROLETARIAT WILL SHEAR AWAY THE BOURGEOISIE

10,000 SWORDS AGAINST HEAVEN, ALL THE PROLETARIAT WILL SHEAR AWAY THE BOURGEOISIE

SWORDS UP, WANDERERS.
THE PEOPLE ARE WAITING.
MAKE SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL HAPPEN.
WE ARE ON YOUR SIDE.

10,000 SWORDS AGAINST HEAVEN is an Ultraviolent Tropical Gothic Xianxia RPG. Martial artists and mystics wander and survive a Buddho-Communist Dark Fantasy world. Out for free!๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฝ

02.02.2026 14:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 86    ๐Ÿ” 46    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

Work kicked my ass for most of January, but I've finally got back in the ring.

And now I've added the Texas Cloverleaf to my spellbook.

03.02.2026 21:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Jesus Christ, son, this girl knows how'ta drink a beer..."

03.02.2026 17:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To complete the trifecta of Y2K teenage boy gurus, I can only assume that Stone Cold Steve Austin is a huge Misato fan.

03.02.2026 16:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If anybody thinks this is a joke

03.02.2026 14:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6993    ๐Ÿ” 2685    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 45    ๐Ÿ“Œ 52

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