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first day of my period has me crying to a tiktok of carrie seeing big and natasha at the party in the hamptons set to party 4 u by charli xcx

right now I’m imagining they will need to do some clean up in the wilderness and there will be shauna v nat drama, but I also wonder how much we’ll see post rescue? but I do also worry about the big time jumps between seasons. they really sped through it all this year!! while also dragging lol

but now that we know who pit girl is, what are the yj girlies going to fight about now

the wilderness timeline of the finale was finally so good, with a very satisfying ending, exactly what I’ve been wanting this whole season only to get it right at the very end

after complaining for weeks about this season of yellowjackets, I am very sad it’s over

I guess the whole point of the show about teenage girls trying to survive in the wilderness after a plane crash is that divas will go down, but still

wow yet another diva down on yellowjackets:(

I’ve been off book since I was 10 years old. I’m ready whenever you are

it sucks that the world is ending before I have a chance to be in a production of spring awakening

the very last moment slayed but at what cost. who cares.

maybe the worst episode. maybe not worse than the trial. maybe worse than the trial.

really enjoyed last week’s episode but now we’re back to our regularly scheduled flop:(

yellowjackets establishing that hillary swank is melissa by making her wear a backwards hat. because we wouldn’t have known otherwise

I’ve watched a lot of reality tv in my day. but the boyfriends of temptation island??? like nothing I’ve ever seen before. the level of delusion. the disrespect. the absolute disconnect from reality. it’s shocking to witness

okay I have to give it to them that this was actually a good episode

I’m only 2 minutes into the new yellowjackets and these cgi frogs are already my last straw

getting immediately humbled at work today when my new 24 year old coworker said I was “significantly older” than her. I’m only 26😭😭😭😭

the bridge just takes me out every single time. you may not be an angel, but you are my girl!!!!!!!!

I’m having such major regret over not getting tickets to this Lucy Dacus tour. I actually need to hear Best Guess live. need it so bad

but now there’s a whole new plot being set up, potentially new people out to get the remaining yjs, and we still have not wrapped up any previous plot!!! what happened with adam!! the cops!! nat’s death!!! loose threads everywhere, I can’t

I think Akilah’s vision was not that Ben was the bridge to rescue, but that he’s the only bridge left to modern society and now that he’s gone, they’re going fully feral. so, I’m with you there.

let it be known that I’ve been saying since season one that the girls were going to kill whoever finds them first, and now that’s absolutely about to happen but this season has been so bad that I do not care #yellowjackets

Screenshot of Jemima Kirk’s instagram story of a selfie with the caption “What the hell, sure.”

me during every episode of yellowjackets this season

working on my traitors dream cast. watch this space

my boss just asked me if I knew about elon musk’s 14 kids and I had to be the one to be like “…..14 that we know of”

I have maybe the lowest standards for entertainment ever and even I’m getting so bored in every episode. and I used to think it was my favourite show currently airing!!

I’ve always been down for the goofiness of the adult timeline, but now it feels boring because nothing is coming together. even in the wilderness timeline, they’re just hanging out. it all feels like filler for too little plot :(

mostly just bummed that a really interesting storyline was set up with lottie and callie that has been abandoned for seemingly no reason….. and then killing off a major character who’s actor didn’t want to leave?? for what??

like, episode three of this season was one of my favourite episodes of the series, but we’re now halfway through this season and I have no sense at all of where it is going. I love a mystery, but I no longer trust that they even know the answer right now!!

another episode of yellowjackets that makes me think they have been lying to us about having a plan for the future plot of yellowjackets