Mike E

Yes we had first weekend, but what about second weekend?

First morning cold enough to see my breath fog up, let's fukken gooooooo!

"Way back in the tumblr days," as if that's not my primary social media still, haha

Please accept this humble #biceptember offering.

Came dangerously close to saying, "I'm gonna put my whole pussy into it" to some straight coworkers today.

Four years on and those COVID boosters still hit me like a truck the day after.

Very amused with the thought that the rapture did happen, but it only took a single North Sentinel Islander.

Had to shake hands with an important work client while my hands were still wet from the bathroom 😬

Modern office horror story: I printed multiple copies of a document but forgot to hit the "Collate Pages" checkbox first 🙃

Going from east to west I try to fight it, but going from west to east (especially US->Europe) I just give up an accept my sleep schedule will be fucked for 2-3 days.

Being very brave and listening to an audiobook at 1.25x speed for the first time. Please clap.

This fancy mosquito net I got for my hammock seems kinda moot when I get eaten alive just setting the damn thing up...

Contrapposto outtake during my tri-weekly progress photoshoot

Just dropped a guitar pick into my acoustic's sound hole, please respect my privacy at this time.

My right pec is mostly white but my left is still all black. Bodies are weird.

Crisp September mornings evoke such strong Back-to-School vibes, even all these years later. I feel like I'm supposed to be reluctantly waiting at a bus stop right now.

Coming home from a long trip means it's time to make my silly little road trip video:

Shout-out to my beautiful twin daughters here who saved my vacation from being unbearable 😘

Played it for the first time this year and had zero technical issues. Lots of great side quests if you're into noir-type detective fiction.

In Vegas rn and I feel like every male dancer is contractually obligated to shave their chest (to appeal to straight women I guess?) Put some hair on those beasts!

Laura & the Beehive rips my heart out every time I hear it 😭

We were all fighting for our lives in a rip current while the remnants of Hurricane Erin was causing huge swells at the beach. Someone sprung a boner they couldn't hide which caused a domino effect that led to an underwater circle jerk while trying not to drown, haha

There's just something about hearing an authentic British accent in the wild that makes me wanna start attacking people. Like, my brain just cannot accept that people actually talk like that.

I'm on vacation right now but I suck at remembering to take photos, so you're just gonna have to take my word for it.

She's been following my Tumblr since 2010 and IG since 2016...

My husband and I cruised another couple at the nude beach yesterday and this is the only social media account I can talk about it on without my mom seeing 🙃

Absolutely devastating to begin a new audiobook you were looking forward to and the narrator unexpectedly has a British accent 😔

I don't have a dog in this fight but I'll adopt this into my biases anyway 🫡

Also, I don't understand why hotels feel the need to innovate upon the shower. Just give me a door that closes! I don't want half the water I use to end up on the floor!

Something something "hotel bathroom lighting," etc., etc.