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Getting out of the car after seeing the creepy doll he just buried by the window? Going to the abandoned theatre in the middle of the night?๐Ÿ™„ And why did Mary Shaw wait so long to get to Jamie + his father? Yes, the Edward puppet was creepy, but what was Ellie, the perfect doll, doing all that time?

05.11.2025 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This forces Jamie to return to his doll-cursed hometown where the ghost of a vengeful ventriloquist and her many, many dolls await.๐Ÿ˜ฑ The premise alone is creepy because it involves ventriloquist's dummies, but the plot falls apart when you think too much about it. Also, Jamie was an idiot.

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05.11.2025 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Dead Silence (2007)

Happy couple Jamie and Lisa receive an unmarked package with a ventriloquist's dummy and instead of immediately burning it, decide to keep it.๐Ÿ˜’ Unsurprisingly, Lisa ends up dead and tongueless shortly after.

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05.11.2025 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks, I'll check it out.

04.11.2025 21:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The nearly empty hellish level with its weird noises + hooded figures was more unsettling than more elaborate visions of Hell. There's no demon host telling you what to do, just never-ending corridors, past sins ready to kill you, and monk creatures trying to bite you.

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31.10.2025 18:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They really shouldโ€™ve tried to leave when Papillon told them about the evil tunnel where no one comes back from. That shouldโ€™ve been a major red flag, but maybe by then they were already doomed.

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31.10.2025 18:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Happy Halloween!๐ŸŽƒ Since I'm currently reading Down There by Joris-Karl Huysmans. I decided that today's horror movie should be As Above, So Below (2014). The story is creepy, but that setting wouldโ€™ve made anything scary.๐Ÿ˜ฑ

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31.10.2025 18:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The references to the previous movies didn't really work. The excessive focus on the chainsaw felt forced. The beginning at the cabin + the "1 day earlier" gimmick was dumb. So, weโ€™re expected to believe Jessica was in the building the whole time and noticed nothing? Seriously?๐Ÿ™„

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30.10.2025 20:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

However, the possessed zombies were established so well as an unstoppable threat that it was hard to believe there could be any survivors. And how did they even manage not to be possessed while being so close to the zombies?

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30.10.2025 20:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Evil Dead Rise (2023)

We know enough about the ED franchise to know that this movie has a more serious tone. We liked most of it: Possessed Ellie was creepy as were the book + records; there was plenty of bloody violence; and the tension was high.๐Ÿ˜ฑ

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30.10.2025 20:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Summer Time Rendering (2022) Spoilery review of horror sci-fi anime series Summer Time Rendering (2022).

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Here's another one of the 3 reviews we posted yesterday. It's of horror sci-fi anime TV series Summer Time Rendering (2022). We liked most of it, but the ending was just too tidy. Link:

30.10.2025 09:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Just (re)watched: The Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016)

Yep, still spooky. Great atmosphere, all the weirdness surrounding the body was really creepy (the writing inside!), and of course, those damned ankle bells.๐Ÿ˜ฑ

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29.10.2025 21:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Film Review: Host (2025) Spoilery review of Thai folk horror movie Host (2025).

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3 new reviews posted today! One of them is for Thai folk horror movie Host (2025). Link:

29.10.2025 18:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Art by โ€ข H.R. Giger

29.10.2025 18:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 194    ๐Ÿ” 42    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Anyone expecting virgin sacrifices + orgies with sexy demons is going to be very disappointed.

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27.10.2025 20:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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No horror movie today, but I'm writing a review of German streaming series Pauline (2024), and found 3 petitions from American Christians asking Disney not to stream it because it promotes satanism + casual sex to teens. Seriously?๐Ÿ˜‚

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27.10.2025 20:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Art by โ€ข Enrique Torres-Prat

22.10.2023 01:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 253    ๐Ÿ” 48    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Of course, this only happens because of Aim and her friends' bullying. At 1st it seems it's just a simple tale of revenge, but Ing starts going a little too far, and the movie has a couple of twists up its sleeve in the end. We were planning to watch something else, but are glad we picked Host.๐Ÿ™‚

26.10.2025 20:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Just watched: Host (2025)

It takes place in an all-girls reform school on a remote island that looks creepy even before Ing's Ghost Godmother starts sneaking around in the background + twisting people into bloody pretzels.๐Ÿ˜ฑ

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#horror #HorrorSky #FilmSky #HorrorMovies ๐Ÿ“ฝ #folkhorror

26.10.2025 20:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, he does look terribly fake, but I expected more. Of course, there's a good chance none of this happened and was just a story Faith made up for the competition to see whose confession would get the lengthier punishment.๐Ÿ™„ This was a mess and not really scary.

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25.10.2025 19:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The other witches have even less to do than Bonnie and Rochelle. The movie would've been better if it didn't look so cheap + the final confrontation hadn't been so lame. So, all it takes is Faith sticking wafers in their mouths when He Who Comes is already rising from the fountain?

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25.10.2025 19:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Little Witches (1996)

This is basically a cheaper version of The Craft (also from 1996). It uses Catholicism rather than paganism + it's considerably hornier. Jamie is as good as Nancy as the evil, power hungry witch, but Faith was no Sarah.

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25.10.2025 19:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She probably watched Wishmaster too many times, though. I was ready to roll my eyes at the ending, but unfortunately for Clare, the movie didn't forget the rules, even if she did.

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24.10.2025 18:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People in horror movies really should wait until the mysterious writing in the spooky object they got is translated before doing anything with it. They should also stop asking for their crushes to become madly in love with them. Clearly, Clare never watched The Craft.

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Wish Upon DVD cover

Wish Upon DVD cover

Recently watched: Wish Upon (2017)

It was better than I expected, but there was a lot of backstory missing about Clare's mother. What did she do? The list of previous owners of the obviously cursed box (seriously, just look at that thing๐Ÿ˜’) was way too short.

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24.10.2025 18:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Most recent panel from our current WIP. The sex demons tried to do something different, but their timing wasn't the best. And yes, this is still the one with the pizzas. As we wrote in a previous post, it's a weird book.
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21.10.2025 08:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It wouldโ€™ve been better if there had been less info about the killer and Olga hadn't realised who it was until the very end. Also, given what ended up happening, it's hard to believe the killer wouldn't have written anything more specific in the diaries.

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20.10.2025 15:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Of course her actions are going to cause what she wants to prevent.๐Ÿ™„ The final 3rd was rushed. There was no reason for the sequence of events to be so quick, which added to the predictability of the plot. The movie being so short really didn't help.

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20.10.2025 15:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Recently watched: The Diary (2024)

There are several spooky moments + the time twist was good. However, the identity of the culprit becomes pretty obvious. Then, when Olga starts trying to change things, it's all very predictable.

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20.10.2025 15:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Lesson One: Vampires ebook by Danforth and Wilcox - Rakuten Kobo Read "Lesson One: Vampires" by Danforth and Wilcox available from Rakuten Kobo. Tim has just completed his training as a monster slayer and has been given his first solo mission: to stop a group of ev...

Vampires don't want romance, they want BLOOD!๐Ÿ˜ฑ Join Tim, a monster slayer with a secret, and geeky fanfic writer Penny as they try to escape Dracula's castle alive and in one piece.

19.10.2025 18:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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