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Civil litigation in Minneapolis by way of Northwest Arkansas. Scrolling for law, politics, Minneapolis, science, and comedy in no particular order. kezhaya.law

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Hell yeah

06.07.2025 03:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Let the lawyer who has not ended a call to opposing counsel with "I love you" cast the first stone!

19.06.2025 19:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now, I'm not saying American exceptionalism started with Reagan, far from it. But he's the point at which American evangelical Christianity began merging with the Republican Party as a foundational tenet, because that message hits straight at a Christian theological issue millennia old.

09.05.2025 18:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 760    ๐Ÿ” 66    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

The best summary of a complicated concept: Bellah posits that while many countries have some form of political religion, the US form of it functions in such a way that the foundational texts and practices of secular US life operate as, and serve the same sociological function as, a religion.

09.05.2025 17:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 780    ๐Ÿ” 92    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

In other words, secular things become sacred/acquire the function and qualities of sacredness: the US flag becomes a sacred symbol, the foundational texts acquire the weight of scripture, important civic historical figures are venerated in the same fashion as holy people, etc.

09.05.2025 17:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 861    ๐Ÿ” 70    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

(You can also see a lot of the other features of the American civil religion -- the invocation of the sacred texts, the veneration of history or "history", the infusion of the military with that same sacredness, etc, etc. Reagan's broad support came from his ability to invoke those properties.)

09.05.2025 18:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 476    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Any tips on removing the mineral deposits?

05.05.2025 16:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

/thread?

30.04.2025 20:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't want to comply with an order? Judges hate this one trick!

11.04.2025 16:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Here's the proof!" It's a manually typed excel sheet purporting to be a summary of the alleged paper trail

19.02.2025 06:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

"This point is so axiomatic that it doesn't require citation. See ___."

17.02.2025 16:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do whut

20.01.2025 20:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But it's got what plants crave

08.01.2025 06:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lawyer's midlife crisis

22.12.2024 16:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I said it "may" please the court

13.12.2024 12:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cops with side hustles as arms dealers? Shocking! If only there were some way to control the distribution of guns in the United States.

05.12.2024 15:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every lawyer wildly oscillates between "I don't have enough work" and "I have way too much work." You'll never stop hustling until you're retired, but as you reach capacity your demands have to increase.

Also, don't forget to schedule time off.

24.11.2024 15:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Be respectful, not cute. The judge sets the tone for the courtroom. Unless you want your proceedings to be a circus, refrain from pop culture references, jokes, and jabs. A cursory and short admonishment is more effective than hopping on your government-provided soapbox to read the Riot Act.

20.11.2024 17:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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US judge declares Louisiana's Ten Commandments law unconstitutional A federal judge on Tuesday declared unconstitutional a Louisiana law requiring that the Ten Commandments be displayed in all public school classrooms in the Southern state.

Louisiana cannot require display of Ten Commandments in schools, James Ho begins writing a majority opinion for reversal and a summary execution order for plaintiffs' lawyers.

www.reuters.com/world/us/lou...

12.11.2024 16:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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28.09.2024 16:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
laura loomer tweet from 2018 in which the pinwheel-eyed dope says:

Was the @FBI surveilling the official Minnesota GOP watch party last night?
Multiple attendees reported that their cell reception was jammed, & one attendee said a WiFi network called "FBI surveillance van" popped up on his phone.
Was there a threat? What is the FBI hiding?

laura loomer tweet from 2018 in which the pinwheel-eyed dope says: Was the @FBI surveilling the official Minnesota GOP watch party last night? Multiple attendees reported that their cell reception was jammed, & one attendee said a WiFi network called "FBI surveillance van" popped up on his phone. Was there a threat? What is the FBI hiding?

whenever laura loomer trends i have to post this i do not make the rules

14.09.2024 03:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1069    ๐Ÿ” 126    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 57    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

slamming that subscribe button for print home delivery like its the 20th century!

16.08.2024 14:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 110    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

My โ€œi am a normal guy with no second spouse or hidden familyโ€ t-shirt is raising a lot of questions answered by my t-shirt

03.08.2024 00:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 47    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Outlook

17.07.2024 15:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

/2 First: letโ€™s assume arguendo they are telling the truth, that they think the security and disruption risks are too high to let the chosen valedictorian speak. Thatโ€™s the exact definition of a hecklerโ€™s veto. Itโ€™s also incredibly alarming, far more than their brush-off suggests.

16.04.2024 17:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 463    ๐Ÿ” 35    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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