nick

waiter waiter, my steak's too juicy, my lobster too buttery!

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dispo asked if I wanted a penny preroll and of course I said yes. got to my car and they gave me a penny eighth

YouTube video by The Elephant Graveyard How Comedy Was Destroyed by an Anti-Reality Doomsday Cult

if you like video essays, documentaries, or just hate joe rogan I can’t recommend this video enough

Tuesday

She nak on my Nick til I Buj

Hey, Will!

I am just curious if there was any sauce available? I think your sandwich would have benefited greatly with that addition. As a now, I find it unappetizing, and every time I see the picture, my stomach churns!

Thanks!!

Listen I know this is by far not the ideal way to experience art but it’s gotten me past my usual ADHD-block that usually keeps me from watching movies! 7 movies in 8 days!

One of my deepest regrets in life is that I have tried and failed to finish Breaking Bad twice now and I’m starting to wonder if somethings wrong with me

How it feels to call it a record instead of an album

Conflicting reports here

Oh

Oh that’s Hunter’s exposed bone in the discord chat with no spoiler warning

Monday

Nah man I’d sue their asses

Hell of a day watching movies yesterday

I think if I saw this in theaters in 1968 it would have induced me into a permanent state of psychosis

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10 minutes in and I discovered a major issue at work nvm

Fuck it, NW with the same setup:

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“From the producer of Bohemian Rhapsody”

2nd gushing nosebleed in three days, time for my favorite game: do I have a brain tumor?

Accidentally showed my True Self at the work community service event and blew my cover as a Chill Guy

Anyway do you think I can still log this on letterboxd

Watched The Shining today the way Kubrick intended*

*At work, on my phone which is hidden in my lap, only looking at the screen every so often, pausing everytime someone comes to my desk, ultimately giving up with 45 minutes left

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I think I speak for everyone when I say who?
Soloed and mogged by glorious king Dominik Szoboszlai

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Went to CVS for deodorant, left with two bags of discounted halloween candy

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