@caladium.bsky.social
He/Him 5 decades old Doggo daddy Litrpg avid reader
And sooo sooo dumb
15.02.2026 00:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Bunch o turkeys
From my dad's back porch yesterday driving his dog nuts!
14.02.2026 15:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Black raspberries are definitely the best then!
12.02.2026 16:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Specific fruit or a nice assortment?? Lol
12.02.2026 15:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Can throw in some sleeping seconds too
10.02.2026 20:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Would give you all the π
10.02.2026 20:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Birthday suit, #1 best choice π
10.02.2026 16:18 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Boil the humerus to get a laughing stock!
10.02.2026 03:58 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Same but I had surgery to be off for 2 weeks and also be a bed bum
10.02.2026 02:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0In bed.
10.02.2026 02:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Care bear stare at you! Heh
09.02.2026 22:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Always HD, never compromise!
09.02.2026 21:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sending you liquids and extra naps!
09.02.2026 18:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You are now more prepared! Lol
09.02.2026 13:39 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Butt highly amusing π
09.02.2026 00:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You got this!
09.02.2026 00:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0π« π€
08.02.2026 22:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Trump shitting himself to death
08.02.2026 18:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Not at all but Tinder and Grinder are definitely interchangeable in said joke
08.02.2026 14:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0*Grinder lol
08.02.2026 13:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Or dead, I'm cool with dead too
08.02.2026 02:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You're going to have a line around the block lol
07.02.2026 21:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0With breadsticks!!!
07.02.2026 19:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0But what if we all just watch for the commercials and Bad Bunny, then everyone wins lol
07.02.2026 16:54 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Not the only assassin I wish would have been successful
07.02.2026 11:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Probably can't shovel in that outfit though lol β₯οΈ
07.02.2026 11:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0My excuse is I had surgery yesterday lol
07.02.2026 09:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 02 pans of brownies π
07.02.2026 07:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0As long as you are indoors!
07.02.2026 04:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Peaceful
07.02.2026 04:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
