Caladium @caladium - Bluesky Profile

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Perfection 👌

05.10.2025 19:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My malamute blanket to the rescue

05.10.2025 14:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So no difference then lol

04.10.2025 14:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fire pit in the backyard

Backyard fire with the dog... relaxing

04.10.2025 01:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As one should

02.10.2025 09:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Adopt me 🤣

01.10.2025 22:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Already have one but it's a anti trump one...

30.09.2025 20:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

But what if I had 2 fridges and a chest freezer.....

30.09.2025 19:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a black and white dog are sitting next to each other in a field . Alt: a black and white dog are sitting next to each other in a field .

30.09.2025 18:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Shitting his diaper became too status quo

30.09.2025 18:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

❤️

30.09.2025 17:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Supermodel Tater, happy place

30.09.2025 17:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

30.09.2025 14:48 — 👍 10 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

Most impeachable idiots ever

30.09.2025 14:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man says always have been always will be on peacock Alt: a man says always have been always will be on peacock

30.09.2025 12:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You still could! Heh

30.09.2025 10:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Owned, and 🤮

30.09.2025 09:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Agreed

29.09.2025 20:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Scream into me pillow

Use the pillow!!!!

29.09.2025 19:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That would definitely work on me lol

29.09.2025 15:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That's the fun part. Filling the 100+ leaf bags afterwards not so much

29.09.2025 13:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Gorgeous!

29.09.2025 12:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Somehow my favorite and least favorite time of year at the same time ⏲️

29.09.2025 12:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Almost raking leaves time....boo hiss lol

29.09.2025 11:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

No shit, not the point at all, thanks

28.09.2025 19:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He could have at least impeached Thomas the rat bastard grifter

28.09.2025 18:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Extra strength chicken nuggets probably tho lol

28.09.2025 17:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Or a train!

28.09.2025 15:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He's still alive, damn

28.09.2025 15:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Rotating storage units goooooo!

28.09.2025 15:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

@caladium is following 14 prominent accounts

Amber
@risettemd

She/Her Apple Fritter Princess Minors DNI

Celeste🦋
@celeste-beegee

19 | hottest Soulsborne player you know | grown men addict | i pinky promise im not a bot/boy🫡

Marisa Kabas
@marisakabas

journalist / founder @ thehandbasket.co email: MKwrites4000@proton.me signal: https://signal.me/#eu/VssgH88q6WQu7MtH5wF-08JdgWh4iAPWD13eXiOcXQNGdZUXijJBZInD-UtLJKFG venmo: venmo.com/u/Marisa-Kabas ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/marisakabas

Governor JB Pritzker
@govpritzker.illinois.gov

Husband and father. Proudly serving as Illinois’ 43rd governor.

@hungrylittlemouth

21. Not here for politics, just here for some fun. Love attention ❤️ generally don't mind messages Hopefully less bots than X?

Secret Wife
@secretwife

Married, It excites me to show myself off to other men without my husband knowing, so don't let him know🤫😘. Here for attention only. New-ish to Bluesky🦋 https://ko-fi.com/secretwife

Jess-Icabod Zellers
@stellagarp

Jessica is an editor for hire: https://bluemanuscript.com. Stella is her unpublished pseudonym. Currently in the Twin Cities but dreaming of someplace colder than Minnesota. Coming soon to a burlesque stage near you. She/they.

Zohran Kwame Mamdani
@zohrankmamdani

Assemblymember. Democratic Nominee for Mayor of NYC. Running to freeze the rent, make buses fast + free, and deliver universal childcare. Democratic Socialist. zohranfornyc.com

Lori
@lori33lori

Curious and exploring, trying to feed my imagination. Old enough to do what I want, young enough to do what I shouldn't 😉 DM open, looking for real connections, not paid ones Adult content, no minors 🔞 On the s-side of D/s he/him (she/her)

Senator Bernie Sanders
@sanders.senate.gov

Sen. Sanders of Vermont, Ranking Member of the U.S. Senate Committee on Health, Education, Labor & Pensions, is the longest-serving independent in congressional history.

d.ly
@dly

writer sometimes. clown always. she/her. me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajln42r6efw funnier me 🤠: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xccx7ujmsaolft6ukd2oakkx/feed/aaaedsczl53cc

Reverse Clowngirl
@axialagegamer.swifties.social

The apocalypse will be shitposted Eat the Reich No skeets are legal advice Minors DNI except w/ a signed permission slip from your legal guardian on file w/ my manager Proudly anti-Elon since 2004 If I argue, I probably have a degree in it 我用很多语言发帖：🇮🇩🇨🇳🇧🇷🇩🇪🇨🇦🇬🇷

Barack Obama
@barackobama

Dad, husband, President, citizen. barackobama.com

LeCaffeinated
@thetirednurse

I tell you this to break your heart, by which I mean only that it break open and never close again to the rest of the world -Mary Oliver