Benjamin

Do NOT have unprotected sex with a bard because you might get harpes

Skymarshal - Bluesky Content Manager Search, filter, and manage your Bluesky posts, replies, likes, and reposts. Delete unwanted content in bulk or individually. Export your data as CSV or CAR backups.

I made a Bsky content manager site because of Requests and I wanted it. You can:

• import your history
• search w keywords, dates, # of likes, replies ...
• find, delete, or export things individually or in bulk
• download official backup (.CAR)
• some basic stats :)

I CANNOT RETRIEVE YOUR DATA

A picture of a Nintendo Gamma Boy. It's kind of a geiger counter but looks just like a nintendo Game Boy. It has a Select, Start, and a knob to select options, and a Beta and Alpha button in that reddish pink. On screen is a little needle showing up to about 3.6 roentgen. to the left of the screen is a Battery and a Drop & Run indicator.

Nintendo Gamma Boy

the most passionate evangelist in the world isn't a Christiаn, it's a vegаn Lіnux user with a bidet

Sylvia Browne senses a spirit in the room

Have a FANTASTIC Halloween 🎃

Man wearing what looks to be a normal white button down shirt, black suit pants, black western bow tie and black formal shoes. In the mirror behind him reflects the back of his outfit, the entire back of his shirt and pants tailored away to expose black suspender tights, a lace thong and a chest harness

hey, do you feel a draft?

“I wish I knew how to quit you” #happyhalloween

the scene from the ST:TOS episode with the tribbles falling out of the storage bin onto Kirk, except here the tribbles have been replaced with Labubu dolls

this was linked on a tumblr, not sure if the "originating" blogger (alligator-gothic.tumblr.com/post/7950574...) made it or not but I think y'all need to see it

How to Hibernate.

Scanned by us from the 1952 book Animal Fair, by the Provensens.

It’s time.

J-Lo in her Google breaking iconic green gown.

Blanche Devereaux wearing the same aesthetic but like a sensible sweater instead of barely anything.

celebs stealing blanche devereaux’s look: thread

EVERY viking beserker needs a 'modesty cat'™

Roisin Murphy is trash

Salma Hayek in an orangish red and yellow dress..

..kayaks to match her outfit.

salma kayak: thread

Joanna Newsom - Have One on Me album cover

I see you may be disappointed in a release from your pop diva of the day. May I suggest you Have One on Me?

A screenshot from evangelion depicting a weeks with purple hair in an orange coat with the caption "I'm so pumped for Autumn I'm going to fill my ass with leaves"

As per tradition..

I'm so ready.
I'M SO READY!!

Illustration of an extremely corpulent bear surrounded by a halo of autumnal leaves

Remembering that it’s Fat Bear Week has certainly perked me up after a blue day yesterday. BRING ON THE CHONKERS
#FatBearWeek #art

Welcome back 🧡

cartoon of a Edward Gorey-esque graveyard, dominated by a large urinal in the midst of the tombstones. The urinal bears the epitaph R.I.P.

Editorial cartoon: What? I didn't say anything.

Illustration of a woman throwing a baby away like a basketball.

reminds me of this...

2/2

VENUS
a mini comic about girls night uniting us all
1/2

Reload Clicker 🔄 incremental game A most refreshing browser experience.

🔄 NEW THING 🔄
We set out to make the daftest browser game ever; did we succeed?
The final upgrade is where the FULL HORROR becomes apparent
vole.wtf/reload-click...

When paths cross.
By no means a perfect picture, once in my junk folder.
But I like it. Now.
The Milky Way and an auroral corona crossing paths in the night sky.
Completely unaware of each other's existence. Completely unaware of anything. Just existing, then and there.

📌

Random DEATH BECOMES HER doodles during a rewatch because if I don't put this movie on at least once a year I'll -- and this is true -- die.

Cannot recommend this collection enough. Was obsessed with it at college.

Related: here, have a Michel Gondry video I got particularly excited over and wrote essays about.

youtu.be/63vqob-MljQ?...